So, You Wanna Go to the Super Bowl

It was mentioned here in a Hang Ten last week, but in case you missed it, Sarah Spain is a 26-year-old in Brentwood, California. She's also a die-hard Chicago Bears fan. With the Bears going to the Super Bowl, Sarah just had to be there with them.

So, as anybody would do, she decided to sell herself on eBay.

People were allowed to bid on Sarah to take as their date to the Super Bowl. Word quickly got out, as is the norm amongst pale-skinned bloggers upon hearing news that a hot girl might talk to them, and the bidding for Sarah reached roughly $99 brazillian. eBay quickly took down the auction, but Sarah tried again anyway. eBay took her page down again.

Just as poor Sarah was about ready to give up, the folks who are behind Axe Body Spray came to her rescue. (The bastards got there right before I did. I didn't have Super Bowl tickets, but I do have shoulders which she can cry on, or do anything she damn well pleases, really.)

Axe gave Sarah four tickets to the Super Bowl to cheer on her beloved Bears, and she's taking two of her hot friends. Of course, that leaves one ticket unclaimed.

This, my friends, is where you come in. Sarah is holding a contest for guys to go to the Super Bowl with her and her friends.

You can find out more about it here, but here's the gist. You have to be 21, and you have to send an email saying why you deserve to go to the Super Bowl. You also must include a picture of yourself, and if selected you have to pay your own way to Miami and make your own accomodations.

You can email Sarah at [email protected].

Don't worry, I'm not applying, so you all still have a chance.

Of course, as you'd expect to hear after trying to sell herself on eBay, Sarah is taking a lot of crap from people about this.

She won't get it from me. I think what she's doing is brilliant.

Sarah is a member of a sketch comedy group in LA called Reverse Coma, and I'm guessing she has some aspirations to break into movies or television.

So not only has she been able to get herself tons of free press and exposure, but now she's scored free tickets to the Super Bowl.

I'd have done it if I could have too. Good-looking and smart, I suggest you fellas try hard, cuz this one could be a keeper.

Good luck and God speed, gentlemen.