Hang Ten

A quick look around the interweb while we pray that Judge Moran is a Bears fan

1. How do you spell "guilt"? R-O-M-O. [AP]
2. The guys at Gitmo wish they had Michael Vick's lawyer. [Deadspin]
3. Sorry, Cincinnati Bengal Johnathon Joseph has dibs on him next! [WCPO.com]
4. Speaking of Vick, he may soon be transporting not-marijuana through a new airport. [FOXsports.com]
5. No! We do not want a happy Urlacher. We want a ticked-off, defiant, "you said WHAT about our defense?" Urlacher. [Chicago Sun-Times]
6. And now a word - actually three words - from Peyton Manning. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
7. Hey, lady! You know, the one who induced labor a couple days early so your husband could go to the Bears game? That kid could score you two some pretty decent seats in Miami. [Chicago Tribune]
8. BS spent Saturday night at the Rockets/Nuggets game.... and he had press credentials. [Free Darko]
9. They are who we thought they were. [The Chicago Sports Review]
10. A little shuffle down memory lane... [SI.com]