High Five

a quick look around the interweb while you're trying not to make "sudden death overtime" jokes about saddam

1. Scott Boras: Rasputin reincarnated? [AP]
2. "Wait, there's another present under the tree for Rino.... Wow, it's a do-it-yourself head cheese kit!" [Fox Sports]
3. Steven Nash takes time out from whining about his balls to reach 10,000 career points. [ESPN.com]
4. Will Bill Belichik let Vinny Testervade go for twenty? [Boston Globe]
5. Tiger Woods hits a hole-in-one. [Deadspin]