Move Over Sex Cannon, There's a New Stud in Town
For some reason, the Chicago Sun-Times decided to hold a vote this week on who the sexiest Chicago Bear is. The competition was between Sexy Rexy, Brian Urlacher, Thomas Jones, Brian Griese (He got Mariotti's vote we're sure), Hunter Hillenmeyer, Brad Maynard and Robbie Gould.
The winner?
Brad Maynard.
The punter!? Listen, we're not gonna try to decide whether or not Brad Maynard is sexy, that's really more Panger's thing. But voting for the punter!? What the hell?
Apparently there was a pretty big campaign for Maynard led by The Eric and Kathy Show, a local radio morning show where Maynard makes an appearance every Monday.
The punter!?
"Harassed by my teammates? Absolutely. But it's not going to take the title away, baby. Hey, do I get a trophy?"This is horrible news! What if this costs the Bears a chance to get to the Super Bowl? Doesn't Rex have to be crushed that he lost this thing? Without the confidence of being the sexiest guy on the team, who knows how he'll react on Sunday.
"They just call him [Sexy Rexy] because it rhymes. [Rex] won't show it. But deep down, this will hurt him."Well, if the Bears lose on Sunday, guess we know who to blame. Thanks a lot Chicago Sun-Times. We think that today, we may just have to read the Chicago Tribune instead.
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let me get this straight. out of the seven contestants, six are white?
and they didn't include muhsin muhammad or... good GOD... DANTE WESLEY?
wesley is hands-down the best-looking guy on the team and he doesn't even get a nomination. okay......
was the aryan nation doing the nominating?
This is a travesty. The comb-over can never win. Anything. Anything at all.
So, until Maynard agrees to shave the few strands left on the crown of his head, the title shall pass to the runner-up (who is...?).
Seriously....
A combover is called a combover because it means that a man has combed long hair from the part of his head that still grows hair over the part of his head that no longer grows hair. Maynard, apparently having some dignity, does not do that. So all men who are losing their hair have to immediately shave their heads?
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