Mike Vick Likes The Sweet Cheeba

Michael Vick raised some suspicion at Miami International Airport Wednesday morning. Why?

Cuz he wouldn't throw away his water bottle.

The reason, police say: The plastic bottle had a secret compartment that, when opened, had a dark residue and a pungent odor of marijuana.

Vick boarded his 8:20 a.m. AirTran flight to Atlanta before screeners called police. Now Miami-Dade police are examining the bottle and could charge him if it tests positive for drugs.

Who knew Mike Vick would end up a victim of terrorism?

The Miami police notified the NFL of their investigation.

It all started when Vick was asked to ditch his water at a security checkpoint. Passengers are not allowed on a plane with more than three ounces of water. Vick initially refused to do so, but eventually he relented, and boarded the plane.

Still, Vick's hesitation made Transportation Security Administration screener Gertrude Joseph a little bit suspicious. So she went to the garbage can in which Vick threw out his bottle, and got it out of the garbage. Once she discovered the hidden compartment, she notified her supervisor.

After checking surveillance footage, police said it corraborated with Joseph's story.

''The concealed compartment contained a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana. The top half contained a small amount of clear liquid. When held upright the bottle appeared to be half full of water."

-Miami-Dade Detective Kevin Kozak

All we know is that with Vick's "alleged" troubles with "cold sores," we're gonna have to take a rain check next time he passes the dutchie to us.

(Thanks to Silvio for the tip)