He May Be Large But He Can Hide in Foliage

As I mentioned in the the last post, it's an incredibly slow news day today. Nothing is happening.

Nothing.

There are still nine days to go until the Bears shock the world and beat the Colts in Super Bowl XLI, and I'm not sure I'm going to make it that long.

Thankfully, there's Deadspin, where I found this lovely tidbit.

Not a day goes by in my life in which I don't ask myself at some point, "I wonder what Refridgerator Perry is up to?" I'm sure a lot of you wonder the same thing.

Well, he's selling camouflage.

Perry is selling the "World's BEST outlet for HARD or IMPOSSIBLE to find BIG and TALL camouflage hunting clothes, accessories, shooting gear and workwear."

Seriously, who doesn't need some camo workwear?

I know I do. When I'm not here keeping you all informed of the happenings of the sports world, I'm a mercenary for hire.

I am a trained killing machine, so I wouldn't piss me off if I were you. I know how to kill a person 100 different ways using nothing more than my charming good looks and quick wit.