The Basketball Diaries - Melo meet Allen, Allen...Melo
Denver Nuggets 115 Memphis Grizzlies 98
Well the wait is finally over. Carmelo Anthony finally returned from his 15-game suspension and teamed up with Allen Iverson for the first time. So far, so good. Before the opening tip, Melo addressed the home fans and thanked them for their support, then he and his new teammate took turns beating up on the Grizzlies. Melo finished with 28 points, and The Answer had 23 before finishing the game with a couple of alley-oops between each other. If only they could play the Grizzlies every night.
Miami Heat 101 New York Knicks 83
We'd been hearing rumors that Shaq might return for the Heat last night, but we were a little off. Not only was Shaq on the bench, but he was joined by Dwyane Wade. Wade decided before the game it was probably best that he rest the ankle he sprained on Sunday against Dallas. All the Heat did without their two stars was jump out to a 40-12 first quarter lead, at one point scoring 27 consecutive points. Man, the Knicks suck.
Orlando Magic 90 Cleveland Cavaliers 79
Magic coach Brian Hill has anger issues. He would seek counseling, but apparently they're working too well for him. After breaking his clipboard in half during a timeout, his team seemed to get the message. The Magic went out and got a tough road win in Cleveland to snap a 5-game losing streak. "He's a fiery guy and sometimes you have to do that as a coach," Grant Hill said. "Coaching is like parenting, sometimes there's six inches between a pat on the back and a pat on the butt. This was one of those times when he had to do a little patting on the butt." Grant Hill has issues of his own, apparently.
Elsewhere...
Well the wait is finally over. Carmelo Anthony finally returned from his 15-game suspension and teamed up with Allen Iverson for the first time. So far, so good. Before the opening tip, Melo addressed the home fans and thanked them for their support, then he and his new teammate took turns beating up on the Grizzlies. Melo finished with 28 points, and The Answer had 23 before finishing the game with a couple of alley-oops between each other. If only they could play the Grizzlies every night.
Miami Heat 101 New York Knicks 83
We'd been hearing rumors that Shaq might return for the Heat last night, but we were a little off. Not only was Shaq on the bench, but he was joined by Dwyane Wade. Wade decided before the game it was probably best that he rest the ankle he sprained on Sunday against Dallas. All the Heat did without their two stars was jump out to a 40-12 first quarter lead, at one point scoring 27 consecutive points. Man, the Knicks suck.
Orlando Magic 90 Cleveland Cavaliers 79
Magic coach Brian Hill has anger issues. He would seek counseling, but apparently they're working too well for him. After breaking his clipboard in half during a timeout, his team seemed to get the message. The Magic went out and got a tough road win in Cleveland to snap a 5-game losing streak. "He's a fiery guy and sometimes you have to do that as a coach," Grant Hill said. "Coaching is like parenting, sometimes there's six inches between a pat on the back and a pat on the butt. This was one of those times when he had to do a little patting on the butt." Grant Hill has issues of his own, apparently.
Elsewhere...
- Pacers 98 Bulls 91
- Raptors 105 Bobcats 84
- Spurs 93 Celtics 89
- Jazz 106 Timberwolves 91
- Kings 88 Nets 87
- Lakers 108 Warriors 103
1 comments:
"...sometimes there's six inches between a pat on the back and a pat on the butt..."
there are just too many disgusting jokes to choose from.
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