NFL Power Rankings

Don't get us wrong, we know that these power rankings we (and everybody else on the planet apparently) do are useless, and mean nothing. We don't care.

It takes up a post on a slow news day like Wednesday. So you're just going to have to deal with it.

1. Indianapolis Colts 10-1-Joseph Addai ran for four touchdowns to lead the Colts over Philadelphia on Sunday night. Of course it wasn't Joseph Addai we needed to score four touchdowns on our fantasy team, Peyton! (Last week 1)
2. Baltimore Ravens 9-2-Ben Roethlisberger was left wishing he was flying headfirst into some windshields after getting shellacked by the Ravens on Sunday. The Ravens sacked him nine times, and shutout the Steelers 27-0. (LW 4)
3. New England Patriots 8-3-The Patriots beat the Bears, therefore they are ranked higher than the Bears. That's how power rankings work. Also, style points for the Pats cuz Brian Urlacher is still looking for his jock after the juke Tom Brady put on him. (LW 5)
4. Chicago Bears 9-2-So the Bears go into Foxboro and lose by four, and everybody wants to write them off as a bad team. Does New England suck or something now? Last I checked it took Peyton Manning years to finally get a win in that place. (LW 2)
5. San Diego Chargers 9-2-I'm sorry, but anytime you have to struggle to beat the Raiders at home, you aren't as great as everyone wants to make you out to be. If Philip Rivers is so amazing, how come LaDainian Tomlinson had to throw that touchdown pass? Huh!? Answer that! (LW 3)
6. Dallas Cowboys 7-4-We're going to go on record and say that the Cowboys officially scare us now. What's even scarier is the thought of having to listen to Michael Irvin this weekend.(LW 6)
7. Kansas City Chiefs (7-4)-The Chiefs are on a roll no matter who's playing quarterback. Just keep handing the ball off to Larry Johnson. (LW 10)
8. Seattle Seahawks (7-4)-Shaun Alexander looks healthy again, and now that Matt Hasselbeck has shaken off the rust, who knows how good this team can finish up the season. (LW Unranked)
9. New Orleans Saints (7-4)-Drew Brees doesn't care who his receivers are, just run down field and he'll find you. They had a few off games, but after Sunday's win in Atlanta, they seem to have found themselves again. (LW Unranked)
10. Denver Broncos (7-4)-Goodbye Jake Plummer, hello Jay Cutler. It's not often a team with a winning record dumps their starting QB for a rookie, but, that's just how bad Jake Plummer sucks. (LW 8)

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