Foul Balls-The Week That Were

As we prepare ourselves this morning for what is undoubtedly going to be a 73-2 victory for Notre Dame, we also take the time to remember Ben Wallace, and when he used to play basketball. You know, not like now when he just stands in the lane and lets all these little 5'10 guys drive right into him and lay the ball up uncontested.

We get the feeling that we could put together a group of our friends and drop 100 points on the Bulls right now. They suck.

Anyway, onto the "best" of the week that were here at Foul Balls.

• This post is f$%^ing bull#&!t!!
• The Cubs are just giving money away.
• There's going to be a new chant at Shea Stadium next season, "Jose!! JoseJoseisGay!! Jose! Jose!!" We're still working on one for David Wright.
• Yao didn't really get poked in the eye, he was just crying and didn't want anyone to know.
• First it was Steve Nash in the NBA. Then it was Joe Thornton in the NHL. Now this? These damn Canadians are starting to take over the joint. If Mike Vanderjagt wins the NFL MVP, it's war dammit.
• Tony Romo would have only thrown 3 touchdown passes on Thursday if he was 100% cracker.
• Major League Baseball has learned absolutely nothing from the past.
• MJ, oh MJ, where for art thou MJ?
• If you don't come through for us now Touchdown Jesus, we say f*$# you Touchdown Jesus. We do it ourselves.

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