Not That There's Anything Wrong with That

ESPNU announcer Brian Kinchen has some good advice for young kids, and well, anybody in general. During Saturday's Iowa victory over Northern Illinois, he gave some advice on catching a pass.

"Caress the ball."

He then realized what some of the more immature types (why's everybody pointing at us?) might think of that statement, and he was hit with a sudden realization.

Is it really gay to caress the ball? What if it's a girl ball? Is it still gay then?

What if it's your ball? I mean isn't caressing the ball what most teenage boys spend every free minute doing? Does that make all teenagers gay?

There's a lot of questions here that need to be answered, folks.