The Foulest of Our Balls

Another week has come to an end at Foul Balls. What glorious times we had!! Here's the "best" of the last 7 days.

• Donovan McNabb just cannot handle his liquor.
• We weren't too happy with the way the Shawne Merriman story got buried by the crap on Kenny Rogers' hand.
• Does my dad not love me as much if he never pulled a gun on one of my coaches?
• Joe Girardi would much rather sit at home on his couch in his underwear eating Cheetos.
• What do Francisco Liriano, Mel Gibson, and Pete Doherty have in common?
• I hear we're going to be named Godfather.
• Chad Johnson chadiano regresa y él celebra la herencia española.
• We are now some of Tiki Barber's biggest fans.
• Your tax dollars at work America.
• Help us make the world a better place for the children.