I wouldn't mess with the Bulls tonight or ever for that matter. And it's not the presence of Ben Wallace in the middle.
It's not just for your safety, either. It's for our entire country. Check out this little tidbit from Sam Smith's Monday column in the Chicago Tribune:
"Though it's not part of the NBA's advertising campaign, it's widely known around the league office that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is an avid NBA fan with a preference for the Bulls. His sons have been spotted wearing Bulls jerseys on their regulation courts at the presidential palace."
Mess with the Bulls and Kimmy Boy is bound to blow the country to hell.
Yes, I would prease rike a Ben Warrish jelsey!
We're guessing Michael Jordan is largely responsible for this. His worldwide fame is the only reasonable explanation as to why the insane Oriental Don King wise and handsome leader even knows what the NBA is.
Maybe if we give him courtside season tickets he'll reconsider that whole building nuclear ("It's nucular.") weapons thing? It couldn't hurt, right?
Oh, and Osama Bin Laden? Huge Bears fan.
Maybe if we give him courtside season tickets he'll reconsider that whole building nuclear ("It's nucular.") weapons thing? It couldn't hurt, right?
Oh, and Osama Bin Laden? Huge Bears fan.
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