The Mick's Greatest Accomplishment

I found this on a Cubs blog called Cubdumb. Why was I on a Cubs blog? Well, cuz it's hard to criticize a team when you know nothing about them that's why.

That and it was a complete accident, as I saw a link to it from another site entirely.

Anyway, what I found was a copy of an official survey that the New York Yankees had given to their players. You know, the typical softball questions that teams can use to fill media guides and that kind of stuff.

Well here are two answers from the great Mickey Mantle himself. It's kind of hard to read so I'll type it out for you too after posting it cuz I'm just a nice guy like that.

It's a little graphic, so if you're sensitive about that stuff, I'd stop reading.

I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:

"I got a blowjob under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bullpen."

This event occurred on or about: (Give as much detail as you can)

"It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said 'Don't ask me, I'm no cocksucker.'"

Signed,

Mickey Mantle

The All American Boy

That's great stuff right there.