Good Lord What's Happening to Anna Kournikova?

Sports bloggers around the globe are concerned about one very pressing issue. No it's not where is Alfonso Soriano going to go, or who the favorites are to win this year's Super Bowl XLI.

It's what the hell is happening to former tennis player Anna Kournikova?

Remember when Anna looked like this?

Athletic, curvy, supple, just plain hot.

Well, look at Ms. Kournikova now.

Somebody get this girl a hamburger or 25 quick! I understand that since she's not playing tennis at all anymore, her body is bound to change a little.

But this is Lara Flynn Boyle/Nicole Richie nasty territory. Anna needs help here, there is something definitely wrong.

To quote the System of a Down song, Needles,

"Pull the tapeworm outta your ass!!"

Source

• The Incredible Shrinking Frame of One-Time Goddess Anna Kournikova (The Big Lead)