Breaking News: 18-Year-Old Women Are Hot

We're huge fans of track and field* here at Foul Balls, so with that in mind I'd like to introduce you to Miss Allison Stokke.

Allison is one of the best female pole vaulters in the country, and set the United States record for a freshman girl with a 12'8" jump. That's very impressive.

What's more impressive about the senior from Newport Harbor High School?

Well, look at her. You may consider me to be a dirty old man for posting pictures of this lovely young lady, but I remind you that she is 18 and that's totally legal.

Also if you're complaining about it, it's obvious that you are in fact a woman. I can tell because that's what women do. They complain. All the time. About everything. Seriously, just shut the hell up and bring me my sandwich.

You can find more pictures of the extremely talented Allison Stokke over at With Leather, whom I'd like to thank for informing us all about her pole vaulting skills.

Also, I think I deserve credit for not making the obvious pole vaulting jokes here. That just shows you how mature I am. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go punch that girl I have a crush on and then run away.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

*As long as it features really hot chicks