This Kid Needs a New Hobby

You know, I remember when I was a kid I used to imitate my favorite players as well. I'd sit in my living room watching the White Sox play, mimicking Frank Thomas, and Robin Ventura, and even Ozzie Guillen while my mom yelled at me that I better not break anything with that bat.

I did break something once, but to this day, my mom still hasn't found out about it.

Anyway, as I was saying, I understand where this kid is coming from but I think he's taking his obsession with Miikka Kiprusoff a bit too far. Though to be fair, I get the feeling his parents probably put him up to this. I mean, he didn't buy all that gear himself, and he damn sure didn't give himself that beard. I'm also guessing his mom dresses up the family dog in cute outfits.

So I guess what I'm saying is that his parents need to be shot, and if they keep dressing the poor kid up like that, he'll probably be the one who does it eventually.