Showing posts with label Kirk Hinrich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kirk Hinrich. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Joakim Noah Speaks Out

As has been clearly evidenced by the complete lack of Bulls coverage here the last few weeks, I'm done with the NBA season until the the playoffs start. In a way, you could say I've quit on the team. Though you couldn't blame me for it, because the team quit on itself a long time ago.

Just this week the Bulls have lost to a D-League team in the Miami Heat, and they got blown out by an Orlando Magic team last night that has absolutely nothing left to play for. Yet, at no point during either of those games did it seem like the Bulls even had the slightest interest in winning the game, and therefore, I have no interest in seeing them play.

And fans like myself aren't the only one growing frustrated with this team. Just listen to what Joakim Noah had to say after last night's loss.

"It's a disease, and it spreads throughout the whole team," Noah said calmly. "It's just really, really hard right now because regardless what we do, there's no light at the end of the tunnel, especially for this season.

"We're not really playing with a lot of pride and respect for the jersey. It's just hard because you can't point at anybody individually. It's just our togetherness as a team is just bad. You can talk about Florida. But if you're a Bulls fan, I'm not a champion anymore. We're losers. We lose. That's all we do. That's all there is to say.

"There's going to have to be a serious team talk before the end of the year about our approach to every game and things that are going to be tolerated and not tolerated. Not little stupid things. I'm talking about winning and the sacrifices that need to be done to win."
Oh wait, there's more.
"I don't know what's going to happen next season, who is going to be here and who is not," he said. "But we have to perform. We're just not putting the effort out there and making the sacrifices to win.

"Is there a nucleus right now? Not the way we've been performing. Is there potential? Yeah, but there's potential on every team in the NBA. That doesn't mean anything at the end of the day. The only thing that matters is W's and L's."
Anyone see anything wrong with this? No, I'm not talking about the fact that a rookie is saying these things. I love the fact Joakim is talking like this, because at least he cares. What I want to know is where are Ben Gordon, Luol Deng, and Kirk Hinrich in all of this? Aren't they the veterans? Aren't Ben and Lu both playing for long term deals this summer? Doesn't Kirk already have that long term deal?

Where the hell is the drive in this team? I don't know if they just completely revolted against Scott Skiles, and then they continued it when the inept Jim Boylan took over or what, but this has been one of the most pathetic Bulls seasons I think I've ever lived through. Yes, that includes the years after MJ left, because those teams were supposed to suck.

This team has a ton of talent, and they've just chosen not to use it this year. It's fucking sad.

Everything Joakim said is dead on, and I can only wish that somebody else on this "team" cared half as much as he did.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Running With the Bulls: A High Stakes Game of One-on-One Part 2

If you haven't read Part One, none of this is going to make sense. Though to be fair, it probably won't make sense if you have read it.

When we last left the Chicago Bulls, John Paxson and Joakim Noah were about to kill each other, and coach Boylan went and got Ben Wallace to save the day. Oh, and Kirk Hinrich got thrown out of a second story window.

Now, the exciting conclusion.



Location: Hyatt Regency, Orlando, FL.

Date: Tuesday January 15th 1:37PM


(John Paxson's hotel room where he and Joakim Noah continue to argue)



Joakim Noah: Come on, Mr. Paxson? A high stakes game of one-on-one for our lives? How do we die? It's basketball!


John Paxson: It's simple! We play to 11, and the winner gets to shoot the loser in the face.

JN: Jesus Christ, bitch. Isn't that kinda harsh?

JP: It's basketball!!

JN: Do we even have a gun?

JP: Of course, I carry one at all times. It's under my pillow.

JN: Ok! Enough of this bullshit! I ain't playing for my life, bitch. I get it. I'll start getting to practice on time. I'll keep my mouth shut. I'll fall in line.

(Paxson pulls out a gun from his waistband)


JP: NO YOU DO NOT GET IT, JOAKIM NOAH. YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET IT JOAKIM NOAH. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT BASKETBALL IS. WHAT BASKETBALL EMBODIES. WHAT BASKETBALL TURNS YOU INTO. YOU CAN NOT KNOW WHAT BASKETBALL IS FOR YOU HAVE NOT PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE, JOAKIM NOAH. YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED FOR YOUR LIFE.

JN: k.

JP: SO YOU WILL PLAY ME NOW, JOAKIM NOAH.....

(Ben Wallace kicks down the door to Paxson's hotel room)


Ben Wallace: Ben Wallace commands you to stop this crazy bullshit right now! Ya hear Ben Wallace!?

JP: Get out of here, Ben. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

JN: Dude, bitch. I'm trying to get him to stop! He's lost his mind!!

BW: All of you shut up! We will put an end to this foolishness right here and now! You have both forgotten what basketball is all about! Basketball isn't about blastin' dudes in the face, or puttin' your life on the line. It's about something bigger than that. It's about a group of people coming together for one common goal. Sacrificing themselves for the group they have chosen to fight with. Only then can we rise up to the mountain top, and bring home the NBA championship. We owe it to ourselves, to work hard and maintain focus, and not fight about foolishness, and become the champions that Ben Wallace knows we all are. But most importantly, we do it for the fans. The fans that come out everyday to support us, and give us their hard earned dollar so that we may play for them. We owe it to them. And even more importantly than the most importantly, we owe to the great city we belong to. A blue collar city that's all about hard work. We owe it to Detroit!

(blank stares)


Jim Boylan: Actually, we play in Chicago, Ben. But that sure was a great speech!!

BW: Ben Wallace play in Chicago?

JB: Yes.

BW: El hijo de una ramera


Ben Wallace's Headband: You's a dumb motherfucker.

JN: Screw that, Ben Wallace is still right. I've learned my lesson here today. I've learned that there are things that are more important than what I want to do. I'm supposed to be a professional now, and I'm going to start working harder. I'm going to strive to be a better basketball player to not only help my team, but to help make myself a man. Thank you, Ben Wallace. Thank you for showing me the way.

BW: Oh shit, it's nothing, man. Ben Wallace is here to help.

JP: Wow, I'm sorry Joakim. I don't know what came over me. I guess I'm just under a lot of pressure lately because after Ben threw coach Skiles out the window, the onus of this is on me. I'm so sorry.

JB: It's okay, boss!

JP: NOBODY TOLD YOU TO SPEAK!!

(Paxson shoots Boylan in the arm)


JB: Won't happen again, boss!!

JN: You should probably get that looked at, coach. Let me take you to the trainer's room!

(Joakim takes coach Boylan to the trainer's room, and Ben Wallace and his headband go back to their room)


BW: It sure do make Ben Wallace feel good to be the hero! I make a great leader of this team.

BWH: Uh huh.

BW: You wanna watch Bukkake Bonanza 13 now, because there's nothing Ben Wallace loves to do more after being a hero than masturbate!

BWH: No man, I'm not in the mood anymore.

BW: But why not, Headband?

BWH: That shit you said in Paxson's room. That was the gayest shit I ever heard in my life. "People coming together for one common goal." My fucking logo shrunk that shit was so gay, how the hell can I jerk off now?

BW: Whatever then.

(Ben Wallace puts a pillow on top of his headband, and enjoys Bukkake Bonanza 13)

(...as for Kirk Hinrich)



Kirk Hinrich: Help.

Coach Boylan: Here, have a Werther's Original!

The End

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Running With the Bulls: A High Stakes Game of One-on-One

As I made clear yesterday, I'm just about finished caring about the Bulls this year. I don't know if it's the team itself, or the collective effort of every major sports team in Chicago this last year, but I just don't care anymore. This team is a joke this season, so I've decided to make them an ongoing joke here at Foul Balls.

So today I introduce a new series I'll be running here at Foul Balls called Running With the Bulls. I mean, if we can't enjoy them, we may as well laugh at them right?


Location: Hyatt Regency, Orlando, FL. John Paxson's room
Date: Tuesday January 15th 1:15PM


(Bulls general manager John Paxson awaits Joakim Noah in his suite. Jim Boylan is sitting on the couch. Joakim was supposed to be there at 1:00PM)



John Paxson: Where the fuck is this kid. Has he learned nothing? He's already 15 minutes late.

Jim Boylan: I saw him in the lobby a while ago boss, he's probably just caught up with the fellas!

JP: Well he's supposed to be in here. We need to have a talk about him maturing as a man.

JB: I'm sure he'll be fine boss! He brings much needed energy!!

(Joakim enters the office)


Joakim Noah: What up, bitches!? Sorry I'm late. We were having a players only meeting to gameplan for tonight's game against the Magic. We're going to try and force Dwight Howard to take jump shots and attack him on the defensive end.

JB: That sounds fantastic, Joakim!

JP: No it doesn't. Joakim, it's the coaching staff's job to come up with a gameplan, not the teams. The team is supposed to do what they're told.

JB: Oh, don't be so hard on him, boss! He's only trying to help. He brings such a youthful exuberance to the locker room and the court!!

(Paxson shoots Boylan a death stare)


JP: As I was saying.....Joakim. Let coach Boylan and his staff come up with the game plans, and you start worrying about making yourself the best basketball player you can be.

JN: How the hell am I supposed to do that if you people keep benching me? So I yelled at coach Adams. So what? Ben Wallace threw coach Skiles through a window. He didn't get suspended.

JP: You don't worry about Ben Wallace! You worry about Joakim Noah!

JN: That's so unfair! Ben gets to do whatever the hell he wants, and nobody punishes him.

JP: Ben is a veteran, he's earned that right. You still have to put in the time.

JN: This is bullshit.

JP: What's that?

JN: I said, this is BULLSHIT. The rules here are bullshit, this team is bullshit, everything is bullshit!

JB: Now, now, fellas. Let's not make a big ol' fuss! Who wants a Werther's Original!?

(Boylan pulls out a bag of Werther's Originals from his pocket)

JP: Boylan! Get the fuck out of my room.

JB: But why....

JP: Now!!!

JB: Yessir, boss!! Later, Joakim!

(Paxson turns back to Noah)


JP: Joakim, I'm tired of your behavior. This isn't college, we aren't in Gainesville. You aren't the big man on campus. I'm your boss, and you'll do exactly as I say.

JN: What the fuck ever. I'm out of here.

JP: That's it! There's only one way we can settle this. A high stakes battle of one-on-one basketball. You and me. Right now.

JN: High stakes? What will that solve? How much you wanna play for? $10,000? $20,000?

JP: Our lives.

JN: Are you fucking kidding me? Our lives?

(Paxson flies out of the room into the bathroom from whence he emerges with his battle garb)



JP: Let's do this shit.

(Meanwhile, outside the room, after overhearing the argument between Joakim and John Paxson, coach Boylan has run to the room of the only man who can help.)

(Ben Wallace sits in his hotel room watching Dora the Explorer)


Ben Wallace: Hola, mi nombre es Ben Wallace. ¿Cómo usted está haciendo hoy?

BW: Man, this Spanish shit is easy! Ben Wallace is learnin' at a 5th grade level!


Ben Wallace's Headband
: Why the fuck are we watching this shit, Ben? Order some porn or something. Daddy needs to release some tension.

BW: Can't do it, man. Gotta game tonight, Ben Wallace need his legs!

BWH: Fuck that. You're gettin paid either way, right? This team ain't going anywhere. There's no Chauncey. There's no Rip. There definitely ain't no Rasheed Wallace. Ya'll fools ain't goin nowhere. Let's get some porn, and take a night off.

BW: Ben Wallace do miss Rasheed's tender touch. Now Ben Wallace is all sad!

BWH: And you know what makes Ben Wallace happy? Bukkake Bonanza 13.

BW: Oh, ok.

(There's a knock at the door)


BW: Oh shit. Somebody is at Ben Wallace's door.

BWH: Ignore it, we got work to do!

JB: Ben!? It's coach Boylan! I need to talk to you big guy! There's trouble a brewin'!!

BW: Oh no! Trouble! Ben Wallace will help!

(Wallace goes to the door and lets coach Boylan in)


BWH: God damn it.

JB: Ben! Mr. Paxson, sir and Joakim are gonna come to fisticuffs very soon! They're planning on playing a high stakes game of one-on-one!!

BW: They's gonna kill each other!?

JB: You sure are smart big guy! Yes! Yes, they're going to kill each other. Somebody needs to stop them.

BW: Oh I don't know that I can coach Boylan. Ben Wallace's Headband and Ben Wallace were going to watch Bukkake Bonanza 13. He really has hit heart set on it!

JB: Well, if that's what you want to do that's a-ok with me, Ben! I should remind you though, Mr. Paxson, sir and Joakim are going to kill each other.

BW: Hmmmmmmmm...that could be bad. As the team's highest paid player it's up to Ben Wallace to show young Joakim Noah the way!

JB: Way to take responsibility, big guy! You sure do impress me with your professionalism!!

BW: Headband! We must go! Get on Ben Wallace's head!

BWH: But I already ordered the movie!

BW: Let us go save a young man from making a tragic decision!

(Ben puts on his headband and heads to John Paxson's hotel room. As he comes to the elevators, Kirk Hinrich is getting out.)



Kirk Hinrich: Hey, Ben! Where you in such a rush too!?

BW: No time to talk, Harry Potter! Ben Wallace needs to save the day!

(Wallace then picks up Hinrich and throws him out a second story window.)


KH: Aaaaaaah!!

JB: Nice toss, Ben!! He broke through that glass clean!

BW: Ben Wallace is a man that feels if you ain't gonna do something right, you don't do it at all. Now let's go save the day.

Will Ben Wallace save the day? Will Joakim Noah ever learn his lesson? Will Kirk Hinrich survive his fall? Will Ben Wallace's headband ever get to jerk off?

Tune in tomorrow for the conclusion of A High Stakes Game of One-on-One!

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

To Hell With Thinking


I don't know what it is about today, but there's just nothing going on in the world of sports right now that I feel like dedicating a lot of time too. I'm working on a Conversations With God for Roger Clemens, but I don't like where it's going right now, and I'm unsure whether I'll finish it up and use it.

As I said in the Diaries, I was going to write about the Bulls today, but I'm sick of complaining about things and after last night's collapse, complaining is all I could do.

So instead I'm just going to do an extended version of the Foul Balls I put at the end of every column I write here now.

It's quick, easy, and to the point. Plus I don't have to think as much, which is always a bonus.

Get Ready For Brian Roberts - Sure he's named in the Mitchell Report, and so what if the Cubs already have my favorite player on the team at second base in Mark DeRosa, they're still going after Baltimore's Brian Roberts and it looks like the trade can be completed any second now.

If it does happen, it won't be cheap.

On hold over much of the last month, the Brian Roberts talks are on again between the Cubs and Baltimore Orioles. This deal is almost certainly going to happen -- the only question is when and how much it is going to cost the Cubs.

The feeling among major league executives is soon, and a lot. Don't be surprised if the trade is finalized later this week -- perhaps even Wednesday -- and the deal includes pitchers Sean Marshall, Sean Gallagher and Ronny Cedeno.

Giving up Marshall and Gallagher could be a high price, especially when you consider that it means Jason Marquis will likely have to man the 5th spot in the rotation all season. Not just the first half when he's actually serviceable. I'm never a fan of a team thinning out it's pitching rotation, but the Cubs seem set on doing it this offseason.

The positives of getting Roberts though most revolve around the fact the Cubs will finally be able to move Alfonso Soriano out of the lead-off spot. Of course, I'm not sure Alfonso will see that as a positive, but for $18 million a year he should play naked if the team tells him to.

The Falcons Would Like To Waste Their Time - At this point I have no idea why anybody would want to take over the head coaching job for the Falcons. The team was destroyed last season when Mike Vick went to jail, and now needs to be completely blown up and built again.

Arthur Blank thought he had Bill Parcells ready to fix things before finding out that Tuna was only using Atlanta to drive up his price in Miami, and now Arthur's setting his sights on somebody else who wouldn't leave his job for Atlanta unless you put a shotgun in his mouth.

USC's Pete Carroll.
Multiple sources told ESPN.com late Tuesday night that the Falcons are pursuing Pete Carroll for an interview. If Carroll agrees, and the logistics can be arranged, the Southern California coach could huddle with Atlanta owner Arthur Blank by the weekend. Carroll, who has previously been a head coach in the NFL with the New York Jets and New England Patriots, would certainly become the biggest name on the list of Atlanta candidates.
If I'm Pete Carroll, I don't even answer Atlanta's phone calls, let alone set up an interview with them. Generally in the world of coaching, a move from the college ranks to the NFL is considered a step forward in a coaches career. This would not be one of those times. I'm not even convinced the Falcons could beat USC on a neutral field right now.

Besides, Carroll's already been in the NFL twice and things didn't work out. He's perfectly suited for coaching in college, and he has a wonderful thing going in southern California, where it's important to remember there is no NFL team. So basically, he's already the top dog in a huge market. Why ruin it?

Josh Brown To Wear Hot Pants In Green Bay - Seattle Seahawks kicker Josh Brown is some kind of super genius on the MacGuyver level. He realizes that when the Seahawks play the Packers this weekend at Lambeau Field, it's probably going to be cold. So that's why he's invented some cool new pants to keep warm on the sidelines while waiting to kick that game-winning field goal.

Brown says he has equipped his pants with battery-powered heaters for the calves, thighs and hamstrings.

Brown told KIRO Radio that no matter how low the temperature drops, his legs will be 75 degrees.

Here's hoping that some of the snow that's going to be falling melts on his pants, shorts something, and then we all see Josh Brown running across the field with his legs on fire.

Kirk Hinrich Lost His Jock - This play took place at a point in the game where the Bulls were firmly in control of the Knicks, but in the end it was kind of a perfect example of how the game ended last night.

Seriously, Jamal Crawford. That was nice. There aren't many times during an NBA game where every single person in the building goes "Wooo!" simultaneously, but this was one of them.


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Friday, December 07, 2007

Bring In Orton


What the hell can I say about the Chicago Bears I haven't already complained about this season? Did anything happen in last night's 24-16 loss that surprised you?

It wasn't the first time you saw Rex Grossman limp off of a football field.

It wasn't the first time you saw a Bears running back run up his offensive line's ass and fall down.

It wasn't the first time you saw the Bears offensive line kill a drive by repeatedly committing false starts.

It wasn't the first time you saw somebody you never heard of look like a Pro Bowler against this Bears defense. (Collins to Yoder!?)

It wasn't the first time you saw the Bears defense allow a team to march right down field and score when they needed a stop.

The only thing that happened last night that we haven't seen before was Adam Archuleta made a play. He sniffed out a screen pass and made a tackle for negative yardage. Just for that, when I run into Archuleta on the street I'm going to fire a warning shot.

If there was anything good to be taken from the game last night it's that Ron Turner finally figured out that Devin Hester can run a slant as well, and that Garrett Wolfe has a use as a receiver out of the backfield.

Other than that, there isn't much positive to take into the rest of the season.

The Bears are done. They aren't mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, but since both Jessica Alba and I are alive, I'm not mathematically eliminated from ever having sex with her. It doesn't mean it's going to happen, though I like my chances better than the Bears right now.

It's also likely that Rex Grossman is done for the year, even if there isn't any ligament damage to his knee. What would be the point of bringing him back this season for the Bears? As of right now they're in a perfect position to sign Rex to a very cheap deal to compete for the quarterback job next season.

So the only logical choice the Bears can really make now is to give Kyle Orton the starting job. There's no point to starting Brian Griese because everybody knows he isn't the future of this team, and they already know what he can do.

Orton wasn't spectacular when he filled in for an injured Rex during his rookie season, but he did win 10 games as a starter. It's only fair that he be given another chance to lead this team. Is it likely that Orton will step in and become the franchise quarterback the Bears have long looked for?

No, but there's no harm in giving him a shot.

Thankfully the Bears have the next 10 days off, and we don't have to watch them until they face the Vikings on the 17th. Ahh, yes. Another game on national television so the entire country can see how horrible this team is yet again.

Foul Balls

Scott Skiles Always Listens To Me - Okay, so I doubt it's what I wrote yesterday that is what has Skiles considering it, but all that matters is he's considering it.

Skiles has thought about benching Kirk Hinrich lately.

"It's always a possibility," coach Scott Skiles said. "That's the fine line you have to walk, especially when you start to develop a history with players.

"If you've seen players have struggles in the past and seen them work it out and not only work it out but come back and play very, very well, it makes you slow down on any action you want to take.

"But obviously, we're searching for wins right now. We can't ultimately be the team we want to be unless a whole bunch of guys are playing well at the same time."
And even though Hinrich doesn't want to be benched, he wouldn't be all that upset if he was.
"Um, I don't know," he said after the Bulls' short practice at a local college. "I can't tell you that. I don't know if that's going to wake me up. I don't feel like I'm sleepwalking out there. I just feel like I've been struggling. If it does happen, then whatever. I just want to win and play better."
Um, yeah so like, do it, Skiles. If you don't, then whatever, but if you do, then WHATever!

Your Ridiculous Kenny Williams Quote of The Day
- Okay, so I'm not going to rip on Kenny for the third straight day. Well, at least I wasn't planning on doing it today, but then Kenny had to go and open his mouth.

First Kenny was dealing with all the negative feelings people have about him, then he was mad about snitches, and now he's just lost his mind apparently. As Williams left Nashville and the winter meetings yesterday, he said something that I'm not sure he can actually believe.

Williams was asked about his feelings on the blockbuster deal the Tigers made that brought Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to Detroit. His response?
''All this has done is put the Tigers in a better position to contend with us.''
The Tigers needed to be in a better position to compete with us? Haven't they finished higher than us in the division the last two seasons? Shouldn't you be doing something to compete with them, Kenny?

Nobody Wants To Coach Michigan - I thought that as a head coach in college football, there were a few jobs you just can't say no to. If USC, Notre Dame, Texas, and Michigan call, don't you drop whatever you're doing and take the job?

Well first Les Miles scorned Big Blue when LSU came to him at the last minute and gave him a bunch of money to stay in Baton Rouge, and now another coach has used Michigan to get himself a raise.

You thought Greg Schiano was going to leave Rutgers to coach at Michigan? You were wrong!
Two days after flirting with the Michigan job, Rutgers coach Greg Schiano has decided he will stay in New Jersey.

"I was contacted earlier this week about the Michigan coaching vacancy, but I have decided to remove my name from consideration," Schiano said in a statement released by the university Friday. "I look forward to our third straight bowl game and to bringing a national championship to Rutgers and the state of New Jersey. "I will have no further comment."
Think about this for a second. I know college football has changed a bit the last few years, but a guy just turned down Michigan so he could stay at Rutgers. That's fucked up.

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

It's Time To Bench Kirk Hinrich

The Bulls beat the Bobcats for the second time in a little over a week last night in Charlotte. Watching the game I noticed three things that the Bulls could do to help themselves get on the right track.

Their first move would be to petition the NBA to allow them to play the Bobcats 82 times a season. Somehow, I just don't see David Stern going along with that plan.

So the second move would be to used the lineup that worked so well last night more often in the next few games, and see if it was a one-time deal, or if there's actual chemistry between the five Bulls that owned the fourth quarter last night.

I've never been a huge fan of Chris Duhon, but he clearly did a better job of running the team in the final quarter last night than Kirk Hinrich has done all season. Which leads me to the third move the Bulls can make.

Bench Kirk Hinrich.

Last night's 0-point effort was just one in a series of horrible performances by Hinrich this season. Kirk played 17 minutes and aside from being shutout while on the court, he also could only manage 1 assist and three personal fouls. The Bulls have played 16 games this season, and in half of those games Hinrich has failed to score in double digits.

Now it's not like Hinrich has to be a big time scorer for the Bulls to win, but it's certainly a lot easier on the team when he's playing well. He hasn't done that at all this season.

Kirk is averaging only 10.7 points per game this season, while shooting only 35% from the field, and 21% from three-point range. All of this for only $11.25 million this season. He does lead the team in assists at 5.4 a game, but if Kirk is going to be such a lost cause scoring-wise, he needs to be dishing out at least 8 or 9 assists a night and committing less turnovers.

His current assist to turnover ratio is 1.76:1 which is nowhere near acceptable. Compare that number to other point guards around the league.

  • Jose Calderon -5.59:1
  • Chauncey Billups - 3.56:1
  • Jason Terry - 3.55:1
  • Chris Paul - 3.23:1
  • Steve Nash - 3.03:1
Chris Duhon currently has a ratio of 3.14:1.

So in other words, Hinrich has become a liability both scoring and distributing the ball. Other than those two things, what's a point guard supposed to do? Hinrich is still a solid defender, but he's not nearly good enough to deserve more playing time because of it.

Whether or not a light is going to suddenly get turned on in Kirk's head, and he'll go back to playing like the guy that he's been the last few years, I don't know. All I know is that right now, the best point guard for this team is Chris Duhon, and he should be the starter.

This way Scott Skiles can try to help Hinrich get his game back by bringing him in off the bench and hoping he can help run the Bulls second unit. If Kirk can't get his game in line after that, John Paxson can use him as part of any deal the Bulls might make to get a low-post scorer like Pau Gasol to Chicago.

He's miserable in Memphis right now, and could probably be had for a lot cheaper than Memphis has asked for in the past.

Foul Balls

The Cubs Eye Brian Roberts - I'm not sure why the Cubs are going after so many middle infielders this winter, because I like the combination of Ryan Theriot and Mark DeRosa, but they are. First it was Colorado's Kaz Matsui, and now it's Baltimore's Brian Roberts.
A source close to the Cubs confirmed a Baltimore Sun report about their interest in Roberts, and a second baseball source said one package discussed for Roberts included a starting pitcher and at least one other player. Roberts, 30, is under contract for two more years and provides an ideal second left-handed bat the Cubs are seeking, along with Japanese free-agent outfielder Kosuke Fukudome.
It's believed the deal would be Roberts for Matt Murton and Sean Gallagher. If that's all the Orioles want, I say go for it.

Adding Roberts would provide the Cubs with another left handed bat, and it might finally be enough to convince Alfonso Soriano to get out of the lead-off spot. The Cubs could then just move DeRosa to right field.

If the deal falls through though, I think the Cubs should just send Murton to Kansas City for Mark Teahen. Teahen is the same type of player Murton is, but he's a left-handed bat as well with a lot of power potential. So in other words, making that deal would have absolutely no risk and the potential for a very high reward.

Kenny Williams Has No Tolerance For Snitches - Kenny Williams has had it pretty rough lately, but I'm not bothered by it too much. As a White Sox fan, it hasn't exactly been easy for me either. In previous years, if the Sox were hopelessly out of contention by August, I could stop watching if I wanted to. Or at the very least, watch a lot less.

I don't have that option anymore because I'm paid to watch this team now, and it's hard. So I don't mind if Kenny is getting ripped everywhere you look because right now he deserves most of it.

As Kenny has said repeatedly though, the criticism doesn't bother him that much. What's pissing him off right now are all those damn snitches around the front offices of MLB teams.
He also said he was fed up with other teams he believes were leaking information to reporters about the Sox's targets.

"There are too many executives in Major League Baseball offices who have loose lips," Williams said. "If they didn't have loose lips, you guys wouldn't know about it and the rumors wouldn't get out.

"Of course they affect how you do business and whether you're able to do business. It's a lot easier to do business when you don't have to deal with the public debate."
So that wasn't you telling everybody about how Torii Hunter was your #1 target this offseason? I don't think that was much of a secret there, Kenny. Much like it was no secret that no matter what the White Sox said about their pursuit of Hunter, we all knew all along that they'd never actually sign him.

Other than that I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember hearing any insider information about the Linebrink signing, or the Quentin deal. Those gems just came out of nowhere.

Chicago Bears Spread Em - I don't know if you're aware of it, but the Bears do have a game tonight. If they win in Washington tonight they'll still have a 5% chance of making the playoffs, so it's a very important game.

What worries me tonight is that the Bears have given up 100 yards rushing in their last 8 games, and for the most part they've done it against mediocre running backs. Clinton Portis is capable of putting up 175 yards and 2 touchdowns on his own against our defense.

I would like to see the Bears use more no-huddle tonight, especially if it's working, but I don't want them to do it every drive as some people have suggested. I'd also like to see the Bears let Rex air it out a bit tonight.

Let's face facts here, Sean Taylor's death was tragic and all, but this is a football game. A dead safety presents matchup problems for Washington's defense, so let's use it. I've noticed lately that when Rex misses deep he's overthrowing his receivers.

That's a good thing. He used to underthrow those same receivers which resulted in a lot of his interceptions.

As for my pick, I'll take the Bears +3 tonight. They lost last week, so that means they'll win this week. It's what they've done all season.

Ballhype: hype it up!

Monday, November 05, 2007

Slow Starts Can Kill A Team

The biggest reason I was excited about this Bulls season getting started was that there would finally be something to say about the Bulls that didn't have something to do with Kobe Bryant. After watching this team play it's first three games, I think I'd rather talk about Kobe again.

I know the Bulls are notoriously slow starters under Scott Skiles, but losing to Philly at home? Losing to Milwaukee on the road? It's not just the fact that this team is losing either, it's how horrible they've looked while doing it. It's one thing to play well, and come up short in the end, but when you've been playing horribly for three games, that's worrisome.

Something's not right here.

I don't know whether it's the fact that the Kobe talks have become a distraction for this team, or if Luol and Ben Gordon have their contracts on their minds, but this team just looks lazy right now.

Through the first three games, the Bulls are shooting 38% from the field. Joe Smith is the only player on the team making half of his shots, but he's only taken 14. Ben Gordon is shooting at a 39% clip, Luol comes in at 43%, and Kirk Hinrich is at 34%. I think Hinrich has as many fouls as he does assists right now: 15. As a team, they're scoring only 86.7 points a game, which isn't going to lead to many wins in this league.

So what's to blame? Is it just rust? Distractions? Does this team really need Kobe?

It's none of those.

It's the Cubs.

They've cursed this entire city! Their "success" this season has killed everybody else. The White Sox were supposed to be good again this season, and they blew. The Bears were supposed to get back to the Super Bowl, and they're in last place.

Nothing's going right in Chicago!

Okay, so it's probably not the Cubs fault, but while the city of Boston is having a fantastic sports season, Chicago's falling flat on it's face everywhere you look. Sure the Cubs got to the playoffs, but they couldn't even manage to win a game before bowing out quickly.

So really, I have no idea what's wrong with the Bulls right now. Do I think that we'd have a better record if Kobe were here? Yeah, but I don't think his absence is what's causing the problems either. I'm hoping that this will all prove to be just another slow start for this team, and they'll get rolling sooner rather than later, but these slow starts are still killers.

Look at last season for example. In the Bulls first twelve games they managed to go 3-9 before going on a seven-game win streak to get over .500. But had the Bulls just managed to go 6-6 in those twelve games last season, they'd have finished the season 52-30 with the #2 seed in the East. That means they'd have had the same easy route to the Eastern Conference Finals that the Cavs took.

Had they gone 7-5 they'd have had home-court advantage in the playoffs.

So while an 0-3 start in an 82 game season isn't going to kill a team, it could end up hurting them quite a bit at the end of the season.

Foul Balls

In The Navy - I had said during Spread Em last week that I didn't think the Irish could cover a 3.5 point spread against Navy, and that I had no confidence in this team. Still, I don't think I ever really thought they'd lose the game.

I've never been more embarrassed to be a Notre Dame fan than I was on Saturday afternoon. That was just.....I don't even know. It was bad. I can understand why the Irish lose to teams like Michigan, Penn State, Boston College, USC, and Georgia Tech because they're all better teams with more talented players. Navy does not have more talent than Notre Dame.

Though that didn't seem to matter on Saturday, did it?

I've tortured myself all season by watching every Irish game, but after this weekend, I think I'm going to have to take the rest of the season off. If for no other reason than my sanity.

Purple Jesus - I probably shouldn't be enjoying the exploits of a Minnesota Viking as much as I am right now, but I don't care. I love Adrian Peterson. I don't care if he's a Viking and that he'll be torturing the Bears twice a season for the foreseeable future. He's on my fantasy team!! And since it's a keeper league, I have him for two more season after this one.

So I look forward to more performances like the one he had on Sunday against the Chargers. The Messiah broke the NFL's single game rushing mark with 296 yards yesterday. No, you didn't read that wrong, he actually rushed for 296 yards in one game. That included three touchdown runs, a one-yarder, a 46-yarder, and a 64-yarder. That's 35 points for my fantasy team right there.

The Vikings are only halfway through their season, but Peterson has already eclipsed the 1,000 yard mark, which puts him on pace to finish the season with over 2,000 yards. And to think, the Vikings didn't draft him until the 7th spot. I wonder what the Raiders think about taking JaMarcus Russell with the first pick now.

What's even crazier is that in two games against the Bears and Chargers-two teams that are supposed to have strong run defenses-Peterson has rushed for 520 yards and seven touchdowns. In eight games this season, Cedric Benson has rushed for 466 yards and two touchdowns. Just in case you didn't realize how bad Cedric Benson sucks.

That Patriots/Colts Game - I was at work on Thursday and a co-worker of mine told me that "Take the over this Sunday, man. Easiest money you'll ever make." My response? "Actually, I think it's going to be a 24-20 type game. I'm taking the under." "You're an idiot, man."

Who's the idiot now, man?

It was a very good game, and though it would have been impossible to live up to it's hype without aliens landing at the RCA Dome in the third quarter, the game didn't disappoint. The Colts had plenty of chances to win this game, but their failures in the red zone early came back to haunt them.

The question is, now that they've gotten the Colts out of the way, what's to stop the Patriots from going undefeated? They've got a bye next week, but after that, there isn't much to stand in their way. At Buffalo, Philadelphia, at Baltimore, Pittsburgh, the Jets, Miami, and finally on the road against the Giants.

The Steelers and Giants are the only threats, and I don't think they pose much of one.

Blogpoll Ballot Week 10 -

RankTeamDelta
1 Ohio State --
2 LSU 1
3 Oregon 2
4 Kansas 3
5 Oklahoma 1
6 Missouri 2
7 Boston College 5
8 Arizona State 4
9 West Virginia --
10 Connecticut 5
11 Michigan 1
12 Hawaii 1
13 Virginia Tech 3
14 Texas 2
15 Georgia 2
16 Boise State 1
17 Auburn 2
18 Southern Cal 3
19 Kentucky 1
20 Florida 3
21 Clemson 5
22 Virginia 4
23 Tennessee 3
24 Illinois 2
25 Cincinnati 1

Dropped Out: South Florida (#14), Alabama (#18), Vanderbilt (#22), Wake Forest (#24), South Carolina (#25).

Ballhype: hype it up!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Kirk Hinrich Hates America

Okay, so he doesn't hate America, he just doesn't want to play for Team USA.

With the FIBA Tournament of the America's starting tomorrow in Las Vegas, a qualifier for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Hinrich as decided he'd rather not be a part of the team.

Hinrich was a somewhat reluctant participant from the beginning, and USA Basketball announced Monday that he was leaving the team, which begins training for the FIBA Tournament of the Americas on Wednesday in Las Vegas. Also withdrawing were Shane Battier and Greg Oden.
As it says, Kirk was never really all that excited about playing with the team this summer, anyway. But after talking with Jerry Colangelo and Mike Krzyzewski, he changed his mind and agreed to play for a second straight summer.

Hinrich could still play on the Olympic team if he wants to - he played on the team last summer, so he's still eligible. Of course, now that Jason Kidd and Chauncey Billups are on the roster, I'm not sure how much playing time Kirk would get.

Personally, I'm happy that Hinrich has left the team. I'd rather he spent the whole summer resting in preperation for the upcoming Bulls season than tire himself out playing Trinidad and Tobago or whoever the hell the US would have to destroy before they embarrass themselves in the Olympics yet again.

Ballhype: hype it up!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Here We Go Again

I'm generally pretty optimistic about my teams, but I'm pretty sure the Bulls' loss last night to the New Jersey Nets effectively ends the season.

I really just don't see this team beating the Miami Heat in a seven-game series, home court advantage or not. There are three reasons for this.

  1. Shaq;
  2. D-Wade;
  3. It's the playoffs.
Here's the thing. Kirk Hinrich does a very good job of locking down Dwyane Wade when these two teams meet. Wade's even gone on record saying that Hinrich is one of the toughest defenders he's ever gone against.

That's all well and good, but do you remember last year's NBA Finals?

Remember all those whistles you heard whenever Dwyane Wade moved?

That's because in the NBA playoffs superstars get every single call. All of the tugging and hand-checking that Captain Kirk gets away with during the regular season will be fouls in the playoffs.

You could bring up the point that Wade is coming off the shoulder injury and hasn't looked the same since his return, but I still maintain the opinion that he's faking the entire thing just as an excuse to rest his tired legs over the last half of the season.

Remember, this is the same Dwyane Wade who hurt his hip against the Bulls in the playoffs last season. He then came back and torched the Bulls offensively. Was I the only one who noticed how smooth-moving and pain-free Wade was when he had he ball in his hand, only to grimace in agony everytime he ran back on defense?

That's because he was full of shit.

Being injured is part of his persona, he has a 24/7 Willis Reed complex going on. (No, I don't mean Willis Reed was faking his injury.)

Then there's Shaq. Shaq in the playoffs. Ben Wallace couldn't stop Shaq last season as a Piston, and he had Rasheed and company to help him out. What's to make me think Big Ben will be able to handle the task this season?

There's the hope that Shaq may tire after having to carry the team for a while after Wade's injury, but I'll believe that when I see it. The man has won enough NBA titles to know how to bring it in the playoffs.

So really, unless the Bulls have an outstanding series shooting wise, I don't see them beating the Heat. Even if they do, they'll probably be too beat up and tired to take on the Pistons in the second round.

Trust me, I hope I have to eat these words in a few weeks, I just don't think I'll have to.

Ballhype: hype it up!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Basketball Diaries - Deng Right


Chicago Bulls 100 Portland Trailblazers 89

The Bulls are now within a game of the Cavs and the #2 seed in the Eastern Conference, thanks to a couple outstanding performances. Luol Deng scored a career-high 38 points and Kirk Hinrich had 21 points and 12 assists. as the Bulls disposed of the Blazers. With two games against the Pistons coming up, and another against Cleveland, the Bulls control their own fate in the East. As far as the Blazers, I'll get to them later today.

Detroit Pistons 113 Denver Nuggets 109 OT

Rasheed saves the day! Wallace hit a 60-foot buzzer beater at the end of regulation to send this game into overtime. Seriously, you can see the video here. Wallace wasn't done though, as he hit another three-pointer, this time from human range, in the final minute over OT to tie the game. "We shoot those all the time before the game," Wallace said. "This one went in, but it isn't like it won a championship or anything." Normally, I'd be pissed that Wallace hit such a shot to get the Pistons a win since the Bulls are chasing them, but I mean c'mon, that's just awesome and a half.
Phoenix Suns 107 Memphis Grizzlies 85

A day after intimating that maybe the Suns just weren't taking these last games of the season very seriously, Steve Nash and the Suns came out to play against the Grizz. Well, it was mostly Raja Bell and Amare. Raja scored 29 points thanks to six treys, and Stoudemire added 27 points and 12 boards for the Suns. "Raja Bell is one of the most underrated players in the league and Stoudemire is an All-Star," Memphis coach Tony Barone said. And who would know talent better than Tony Barone? He coaches the Grizzlies.

Elsewhere...
  • Celtics 95 Raptors 87
  • Heat 106 Hawks 89
  • Magic 94 Knicks 89
  • Rockets 106 Bucks 87
  • Jazz 103 Wizards 97
  • Spurs 126 Warriors 89

Ballhype: hype it up!

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Basketball Diaries-Kirk Hinrich is A Speedy White Point Guard Too


Chicago Bulls 116 Phoenix Suns 103

Oh sure, they'll tell you it doesn't really count since Steve Nash and Boris Diaw weren't playing. Don't worry. They're idiots. It's not like the Bulls weren't shorthanded themselves. They were without Andres Nocioni and PJ Brown. It's completely the same thing. Kirk Hinrich and Luol Deng both had 29 points, and Ben Gordon had 27. When those three shoot like they did on Sunday night, I don't think Steve Nash or Boris Diaw make a difference. "When Steve doesn't play, it's not the same," Scott Skiles said. "He IS the style that they play, but that's why you've got to win the game. When somebody's short-handed like that, you've got to be able to win the game. I thought our guys were great today."

Portland Trail Blazers 94 Washington Wizards 73

Gilbert Arenas said he was going to score 50 against Portland. It was another of his revenge games. Arenas has vowed revenge against anybody who had anything to do with him being cut from Team USA last summer, and that included Portland head coach Nate McMillan. Gilbert didn't stick to his end of the deal. He finished with only 9 points while hitting 3 of 15 shots. He was also 0/8 from behind he arc. "That's like a dude saying he's going to punch you in your face." said Jarrett Jack. "With a guy like him, Kobe or LeBron, the easy way to guard him is don't let him get the ball back when he passes it. We did a good job of trying to deny him when he was one pass away, and my big guys did a great job of helping me whenever he got by me."

Minnesota Timberwolves 109 Boston Celtics 107

Before last night, when I've been watching a Bulls game lately, and they blow a late lead like they did in Sacto and at Golden State, I try to put things in perspective. "Well, at least I don't have to watch the Celtics." Though to be fair, I know what it's like to watch the Celtics. I watched the Bulls during the Eddy Curry/Tyson Chandler Era. Boston has now lost 18 in a row, with Sunday's loss coming in cruel fashion. Paul Pierce gave the Celtics a 105-101 lead late, but Minnesota battled back. Randy Foye found a wide open Ricky Davis in the corner, and he buried a jumper with 0.2 seconds left to bury his former team. "It is tough, the guys played so hard and deserve to win," said Paul Pierce. "We did everything we could. Down the stretch they made the last play. You can feel it in the locker room, each loss definitely hurts. These guys are going to keep playing hard. We just need to get it out of our head."

Elsewhere...
  • Heat 100 Spurs 85
  • Pacers 94 Clippers 80
  • Cavs 99 Lakers 90
  • Mavs 106 Sixers 89
  • Hawks 106 Warriors 105
  • Sonics 114 Kings 103

Ballhype: hype it up!

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Basketball Diaries - Stephen Jackson Shoots Up Indiana


Golden State Warriors 113 Indiana Pacers 98

Stephen Jackson is used to being booed in Indiana. When he played there, Pacers fans would boo him for doing things like shooting up strip clubs. Well, he returned to Indiana for the first time since being traded to Golden State a few weeks ago and was booed relentlessly. Jackson responded with 36 points to lead Golden State to a road victory. "I'm not going to lie, it feels good to come back and beat your old team."

Phoenix Suns 113 Denver Nuggets 108

Carmelo Anthony did something Monday night he's never done before. He posted his first career triple double, scoring 31 points with 10 rebounds and 10 assists. That didn't help the Nuggets actually beat Phoenix, but it's still something. Things looked good for Denver when they went to halftime up by nine, and they looked even better when Steve Nash didn't come out to play in the second half. But things aren't always what they seem. Denver was beating Phoenix up physically, and Nash fired his team up at halftime, and they responded. "During the first half they roughed us up, knocked us around and we didn't stand up to them. Steve had a talk at halftime and we played with a little bit more oomph in the second half," Suns coach Mike D'Antoni said. "They've got some tough guys and we had to stand up to it. We want to play pretty, but pretty wasn't getting it done tonight." Amare Stoudemire had 36 points, and Leandro Barbosa dropped in 20 to lead the Nash-less Suns.

Utah Jazz 100 Chicago Bulls 95

They may be teammates, but I get the feeling Mehmet Okur isn't minding life without Carlos Boozer too much right now. Since Boozer went down, the Jazz are 3-1 with Okur has leading in scoring. Monday night in Utah, he put up 12 of the Jazz' last 14 points, including a three-pointer in the final minute that essentially ended the game. "I missed a few shots earlier, but my teammates have confidence in my shot so they kept giving it to me," Okur said. Kirk Hinrich had 26 points to lead the Bulls.

Elsewhere...
  • Lakers 90 Hawks 83
  • Sixers 100 Nets 98 OT
  • Wizards 118 Sonics 108
  • Heat 113 Bobcats 93
  • Rockets 105 Timberwolves 77
  • Kings 105 Hornets 99

Ballhype: hype it up!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Basketball Diaries-Kobe's Return


Los Angeles Lakers 111 Boston Celtics 98

Kobe took out his anger at being suspended for Tuesday night's game in New York out on the Celtics Wednesday night. He scored 43 points, as the Lakers sent the Celtics to their 13th straight loss, a franchise record. Things are so bad for Boston fans right now, they actually cheered Kobe. That's right. Celtics fans cheered for a Laker. What is this world coming to? "Gary Vitti was in there telling me how shocked he was, that he heard an 'M.V.P.' chant here in Boston," Bryant said. "But I really appreciated it."

Dallas Mavericks 95 Memphis Grizzlies 94

It was a lot closer than it probably should have been, but Dirk and the Mavericks were able to hold the Grizzlies off down the stretch. Nowitzki struggled most of the night, but scored 16 of his 26 points in the 4th quarter, while hitting all eight of his free throws. "I had a lot of shots that would bounce off the rim," Nowitzki said. "I don't think I've ever had so many good looks that sometimes were bouncing on the rim three or four times and still would find a way to roll out. I think in the fourth quarter, I got a couple of layups and got a couple of free throws to go down."

Los Angeles Clippers 110 Chicago Bulls 98

The Bulls had a chance to finally get a win on the left coast, but fell apart at the end. After tying the game at 94 late in the 4th, the Clippers went off and outscored the Bulls 16-4 down the stretch. Elton Brand had 26 points, while Shaun Livingston scored 10 of his 14 in the fourth quarter. "This is our run for the playoffs," Brand said. "Finishing like that is the key. They made their run, we showed some resilience. We're getting back to last year. Now, we're winning, we feel like we can win every game." Kirk Hinrich led the Bulls with 25 points and 10 assists.

Elsewhere...
  • Hawks 115 Warriors 94
  • Magic 98 Bucks 73
  • Raptors 119 Wizards 109
  • Bobcats 104 Knicks 87
  • Pistons 113 Nets 89
  • Sixers 89 Hornets 78
  • Kings 100 Timberwolves 98
  • Rockets 112 Sonics 102
  • Jazz 97 Spurs 93
  • Blazers 100 Nuggets 91