The Basketball Diaries

Chicago Bulls 107 Toronto Raptors 97

Finally, it's over. Now I know how those hostages in Iran felt like the day they were finally freed. Well, I guess it's not exactly the same. They were held hostage for 444 days, while I was only held captive for 180 or so, but in my defense, they never had to watch this team play and document them all season. Frankly, I could have done 444 days without this team standing on my head. Pussies. Oh! And Tyrus Thomas led the Bulls with 26 points.

Detroit Pistons 84 Cleveland Cavaliers 74

You know, I gotta be honest with you all right now. It's really hard to care about any of these games because none of them mattered as all the playoff spots had already been clinched going into last night's games. I mean, sure, some seeds may have changed but that doesn't mean much this year. All it means is that Boston and Detroit will have different teams to play on their way to meeting in the Eastern Conference Finals, and out west the seeds are damn near irrelevant. Anybody can beat anybody, anywhere. So let's just get to the elsewhere, shall we?

Elsewhere...

• Mavs 111 Hornets 98
• Pacers 132 Knicks 123
• Magic 103 Wizards 83
• Bobcats 115 Sixers 109
• Celtics 105 Nets 94
• Heat 113 Hawks 99
• TWolves 110 Bucks 101 OT
• Rockets 93 Clippers 75
• Nuggets 120 Grizzlies 111
• Spurs 109 Jazz 80
• Suns 100 Blazers 91
• Sonics 126 Warriors 121