Greg Olsen Has Gone Solo

Back when he was in college, Greg Olsen was a member of the Seventh Floor Crew. It was as a member of the Crew that Olsen recorded the rap song that symbolized the downfall of society as we all know it.

Then the Crew called it quits. They'd already came, saw and conquered, and wanted to go out on top. Olsen thought he'd never have to perform again.

Then yesterday happened.

Rookie hazing at training camp is an NFL rite of passage that dates to the leather helmet days, and not even first-round picks such as Olsen are exempt.

So on cue, Olsen uncorked a censored version of the X-rated ditty he earned infamy for recording as rapper "G-Reg," back when he was an 18-year-old University of Miami freshman. But then it would have to be cleaned up for this pristine-in-every-way campus of Olivet Nazarene.

It's nice to know that Olsen doesn't have any qualms making fun of himself, and his teammates appreciate him for it. From everything I'm hearing about how Olsen is performing in camp, I don't think it will be his rap career that the Bears and their fans remember him for.