LeBron Had A Baby

Well, his girlfriend had the baby anyway, but who do you think is going to be paying for those diapers? Not his girlfriend.

At 12:15 AM this morning, LeBron's second son was born, Bryce Maximus James. I'm a little upset with James about this, because Bryce Maximus was what I was going to name my son. Here I am thinking I'm original, and now I find out I'm so original that LeBron James had to go and rip me off.

Where are all my witnesses?

Will this have any effect on tonight's Game 4? Not unless Bryce can hit a wide-open jump shot, it won't.

It's good for LeBron that he'll have something to celebrate, because I get the feeling his season will end tonight.