Showing posts with label College Football Fans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College Football Fans. Show all posts

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Buckeye Fans Upset With Lottery, Ready to Throw Stones

Have you ever read the short story "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson? If you haven't--you should--I'll give you a quick plot recap. It takes place in a small town in America in which the head of each family has to draw a white slip of paper. One of the families, the Hutchinsons, draws a piece of paper with a black dot on it.

The dot symbolizes that they've won the lottery, though it's not exactly a prize you want. The family then repeats the process within itself, and Tessie Hutchinson, the mother, "wins" the family lottery. Her prize is she's then stoned to death by the townspeople, including her husband and children, to somehow ensure a good harvest season...

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Monday, October 01, 2007

At Least I'm Not This Guy

Anybody who knows me can tell you I'm not the happiest person in the world after a Bears loss, but at least I don't scream at the people I see on the television as if they can hear me.

That's what doctors call "dementia" and our friend Charley here has it. Watch as he takes in the final seconds of Florida's upset loss at home on Saturday night to the Auburn Tigers. My favorite part is when he fires Urban Meyer. You know, cuz Charley has that kind of power. He wants to fire the guy who came in and won a National Title in his first season, and just suffered his first loss as coach of the Gators.

If all Gator fans are like this, Rex Grossman probably thinks Bears fans are pussy cats.



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Monday, September 10, 2007

Foul Balls College Football Rankings - Week 2

RankTeamDelta
1Southern Cal--
2LSU--
3West Virginia--
4Oklahoma 4
5Florida 1
6Texas 1
7California--
8Penn State 6
9Wisconsin 3
10Louisville--
11Rutgers 4
12Ohio State 1
13Nebraska 3
14South Carolina 12
15Georgia Tech 11
16UCLA 2
17Oregon 9
18Tennessee 1
19Arkansas--
20Clemson 3
21Boston College 1
22Virginia Tech 13
23Georgia 11
24Texas A&M 1
25South Florida 1

Dropped Out: Auburn (#13), Boise State (#20), TCU (#21), Hawaii (#24).


Another week, and another shuffled ballot. Obviously the biggest story around here is Michigan losing again at home. The good news is that at least they faced a Division-I team this week.

Still, it's become apparent that this team is in some real trouble. They basically quit on themselves in the second half, and I'm not sure how they'll rebound next week. Fortunately for them, they'll be playing another bad team.

Yeah, Notre Dame lost again, but were you really expecting anything different? I already expressed my feelings on the Irish's biggest problem at FanHouse, but I am pleased with the play of Jimmy Clausen thus far. Still, I don't want to waste any more time in this post talking about teams that aren't even on my ballot.

So let's get to the teams that matter.
  • LSU - LSU looked fantastic on Saturday night. I was confident they'd beat Virginia Tech, but I didn't think they'd destroy them. I may have USC at #1 still, but LSU is more a 1a than a 2.
  • Virginia Tech - Speaking of VT, they also happen to fall the furthest in my ballot this week. I dropped them from #9 to #22 as Sean Glennon went out and confirmed my doubts about his ability to lead the Hokie offense. Granted, it was against what could be the best team in the country on the road, but the Hokies looked bad.
  • Oklahoma - After seeing the way they dismantled the Hurricanes, there was just no way I could keep them out of my top five this week. I can't wait for the Oklahoma/Texas game.
  • Penn State - I bumped the Nittany Lions up quite a bit this week. I know they haven't played much in ways of competition, but from what I've seen they're the best team in the Big Ten right now. Anthony Morelli hasn't convinced me of anything yet, but he hasn't made any huge mistakes either.
  • South Florida - I'm not really convinced they're a top 25 team yet, but anytime you can go into Auburn and beat the Tigers, I have to give you some props.
  • South Carolina - Spurrier might be on the verge of making the Gamecocks a real threat after all. Going into Georgia and beating the Bulldogs is a huge win for a program that's struggled against the SEC elite the last few years.
As always, feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments.

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Some Things I Won't Do

The weekend got off to a pretty tough start for me. I was at work on Friday when I received a phone call from my sister. Turns out my soon-to-be brother-in-law had an extra ticket to Notre Dame's home opener against Georgia Tech, and he wanted to know if I wanted to go.

I did.

Unfortunately(or not, after seeing the game), I had to work on Saturday as well, and couldn't find anybody to take my place. Why didn't I just call in sick, you ask? Some will tell you it's because I'm responsible, but I'll tell you it's because I'm a fucking idiot.

Anyway, I'm not sure what Joe would have wanted me to do for the ticket, but I doubt it's anything like what this Ohio State fan did for his.



(Thanks be to Deadspin for introducing us to the art of Poo-Diving)

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