tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post5445259491572451585..comments2008-02-20T18:20:08.586-06:00Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-55795304083330969182008-02-20T18:20:00.000-06:002008-02-20T18:20:00.000-06:00

I'm speculating that she's not his girlfriend. She's probably just sitting in the seat next to him, or it's a blind date, because they don't 'act' like they're together (no eye contact, their heads barely turn toward each other, there's no leaning). And she's way too trampy-looking (black corset) for a classy guy like Jared.

Lucky Red Henhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02999331968314504791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-18406596717779317112008-02-19T17:42:00.000-06:002008-02-19T17:42:00.000-06:00

This isn't fair. Years ago, I donated some of my DNA to construct Jared, and now I find out it was shared with some of you. That genetic institute owes me some royalties!

mixedbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06890264743696426074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-59063680974872014722008-02-19T13:45:00.000-06:002008-02-19T13:45:00.000-06:00

I am Jared, and I will someday rule the world. And that day I will decry that all men shall have man boobs, even if it means plastic surgery. Bwahahahahahaha!

mrbrownnowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08761647924690800032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-55670372710130581162008-02-19T13:12:00.000-06:002008-02-19T13:12:00.000-06:00

Have a care now. For I am Jared's long-forgotten secret triplet! My half-sister was Jared's first wife, who's a teacher at a school he recently visited, and I walk my dog by the gym where he works out, if you can call waddling on a treadmill working, and I do adore my brother so, even though he fails to recognize my existence. He's the reason Subway™ is my favorite sandwich place. Every time I

Chip Ahoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-22751876457635642542008-02-19T10:10:00.000-06:002008-02-19T10:10:00.000-06:00

Actually, I am Jared's secret twin. We are also friends, and I am a teacher at a school he recently visited, and in my free time, I work at the gym where he goes.So I win!Seriously though, I hate Jared from Subway. He's the sole reason I don't go there anymore. Everytime one of their commercials comes on, I cry out, "Ach, Jared, I loathe you!" My wife just rolls her eyes.

Citizen Grimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03257084521984285384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-6594978588860887452008-02-01T14:44:00.000-06:002008-02-01T14:44:00.000-06:00

Actually, I am a friend of Jared. He is a very nice guy and is very generous with his money and time. He is human so he does some stupid things just like we all do! Also, he is extremely busy with visiting schools and developing his new foundation, this is the reason he is unable to remove the "excess" skin. And he does look great; he is not fat at all!!

jennisuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12968372715955193844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-27718712345312228892008-01-31T20:29:00.000-06:002008-01-31T20:29:00.000-06:00

Jared got divorced a few years ago. So he is up for grabs. My friend works out at the same gym as Jared and she says he is a big grouchy butt with man boobs. She said he is rude to the trainers and other patrons. Seriously, with the money from Subway wouldn't you think he would have the excess skin taken off? Perhaps he could have a personality overhaul while he was at it.

Mean and Evilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15731155245098508624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-50612125450292978092008-01-31T19:28:00.000-06:002008-01-31T19:28:00.000-06:00

You are a teacher? You have horrible grammar.

Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02398859145142499655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-77231464783023778032007-03-01T18:18:00.000-06:002007-03-01T18:18:00.000-06:00

Jerod is NOT fat. He on tour right now, going from school to school...speaking to kids about eating healthy and sharing his story. He was at our school today (I am a teacher) and he looked AMAZING. What have YOU done?

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-25769230983285132232007-01-23T23:36:00.000-06:002007-01-23T23:36:00.000-06:00

statistically speaking 1 ocurrence is an outlier. now we need to see master thespian with anna nicole.

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-12208710844838082762007-01-23T20:06:00.000-06:002007-01-23T20:06:00.000-06:00

I'm suprised no one has mentioned the fact that Jared is now really FAT. I can't wait for the next Subway commercial!

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-13159110276229600662007-01-23T19:26:00.000-06:002007-01-23T19:26:00.000-06:00

I thought he was married? He has a wedding ring on in the Subway ads.

Laser Rocket Armhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12332672587425641355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-7361078782195850022007-01-23T17:02:00.000-06:002007-01-23T17:02:00.000-06:00

> What can I do to get on tv and get a dame like? Maybe I'll just kill Jared; that should do the trick, no? You're not stalking Jodie Foster, are you?

anonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04211587190912119798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-24107566786806967962007-01-23T12:36:00.000-06:002007-01-23T12:36:00.000-06:00

trust me, those aren't free weights he's handling. jerod's paying for that gym membership by the hour.

PANGERhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06682703001296558442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-16470669601373655682007-01-23T12:25:00.000-06:002007-01-23T12:25:00.000-06:00

Jaret will definitely be enjoying a few helpings of tuna, that's for sure!

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-72822276797069135322007-01-23T12:18:00.000-06:002007-01-23T12:18:00.000-06:00

You can't say that Subway doesn't take care of its spokespeople. Looks like Jared's getting ready to munch on a tuna melt after the game.

Chamomiles Davishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10252122848446851141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17823321.post-46808201465476960292007-01-23T08:54:00.000-06:002007-01-23T08:54:00.000-06:00

Damn, it can't be that hard to get on tv. What am I doin' wrong? Let's see: I don't drive a white Ford Bronco, I know I can't sing, I'm not a waiter in an up-scale Manhattan bistro, I don't know anyone who's Jewish, my house wasn't destroyed by a hurricane. What can I do to get on tv and get a dame like? Maybe I'll just kill Jared; that should do the trick, no?

jamesmnordbergjrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04853384723531415465noreply@blogger.com