Friday, July 31, 2009

White Sox Trade For Jake Peavy

I'm on my way to a wedding at the moment so I can't really get too deep into this, but it appears that the White Sox have gotten Jake Peavy after all.

Early reports are that the Sox have sent Aaron Poreda, Clayton Richard, Andy Russell and Dexter Carter to San Diego. Obviously, Peavy is still on the disabled list so when he'll be able to pitch for the Sox, I don't know yet.

More on this tomorrow.

Trade Deadline Live Chat at FanHouse


We'll be starting a live chat at FanHouse as we count down the final hours before the trade deadline at 3pm (central time), and it kicks off at noon. I'll be participating in it along with a host of other MLB FanHousers, so if you have any questions or are just looking to find a way to kill a few hours before your weekend starts, why not join us?


Bronso Arroyo May Know How David Ortiz Tested Positive

The trade deadline was pushed to the back burner for a bit on Thursday afternoon when the news broke that Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz were two of the 103 players who tested positive for steroids back in 2003. Obviously with everything that's come out about baseball players and steroids in the last few years, this story didn't really surprise anybody....

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

What Exactly Is the Plan in Cleveland?

Being a Cleveland Indians fan can't be the easiest thing right now. As if the fact that the Tribe are scuffling their way through another long season at 42-60 isn't enough, a familiar feeling crept into the collective psyche of Indians fans everywhere on Wednesday afternoon.

The Indians sent Cliff Lee to the Philadelphia Phillies along with Ben Francisco for four prospects -- pitcher Jason Knapp, pitcher Carlos Carrasco, catcher Lou Marson and shortstop Jason Donald. It's a trade that sounds the death knell for the Indians in 2009, and most likely in 2010 as well. Worse yet, it is nothing new for Indians fans, who just last summer saw the team send it's ace CC Sabathia to the Milwaukee Brewers for four young prospects.

What's an Indians fan to think of all this? How are they supposed to see the light at the end of the tunnel? If there is one, it's hard to see...

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Added Bonus Of Kotsay/Anderson Deal

As I reported at FanHouse just a few minutes ago, the White Sox traded Brian Anderson to the Red Sox for Mark Kotsay. It's a deal I like because Kotsay is just more useful to the Sox than Anderson is -- and could also signal that Josh Fields will be moving soon since Kotsay can play first -- at the moment, and as a fan of Brian's, I just hope a change of scenery will work for him.

Still, the best part of this trade will make its appearance in the seats at The Cell. Lisa Dergan just got some competition in the form of Jamie Kotsay.

Red Sox Send Mark Kotsay to Chicago for Brian Anderson

Well this isn't the blockbuster trade we're all still waiting for, but Boston and Chicago decided to swap a pair of Sox on Tuesday afternoon. The Red Sox have agreed to send veteran Mark Kotsay and the great cash considerations to the White Sox for outfielder Brian Anderson...

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Twins Lose Kevin Slowey For the Year

The Minnesota Twins returned home on Monday night after a 4-6 road trip in which they lost four of their last five, and the return home paid off with a 4-3 win over the White Sox. Still, while the win was nice, odds are that the Twins clubhouse wasn't in the greatest mood afterward...

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Mark Buehrle On Letterman

Monday, July 27, 2009

Michael Vick Reinstated on Conditional Basis

A crazy thing happened this weekend. Terrell Owens said something that I completely agreed with. It was quite a shock to my system, and even though I know the only reason Owens came out publicly with his opinion was to get the spotlight on him -- especially as he's taping his reality show -- it doesn't change the fact that what he said was dead on.

Michael Vick doesn't need to be suspended by the NFL. He's spent two years in prison, a sentence that a federal court decided was enough to rehabilitate him and justify the crimes he committed. Unfortunately for Vick, in the mind of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, the NFL is far greater than this country's judicial system.

Goodell carried on his legacy of being the commissioner that suspended everybody on Monday afternoon when he finally announced his decision on what to do with Vick now that he's out of jail.

Vick has been reinstated on a conditional basis. The conditions of which follow.
Vick can immediately participate in preseason practices, workouts and meetings and can play in the final two preseason games -- if he can find a team that will sign him. A number of teams already have said they would not.

"Needless to say, your margin for error is extremely limited," Goodell said in a letter to Vick. "I urge you to take full advantage of the resources available to support you and to dedicate yourself to rebuilding your life and your career. If you do this, the NFL will support you."

Once the season begins, Vick may participate in all team activities except games, and Goodell said he would consider Vick for full reinstatement by Week 6 (Oct. 18-19).
Vick will also be mentored by Tony Dungy -- if Goodell has become the vengeful God of the NFL, then Dungy is quickly becoming the league's Jesus -- while going through all of this. Essentially what he's gotten is a suspension with a max of five games, but it's also possible that if he does everything he's supposed to do, he'll be available to play in week one.

Here's what Vick had to say about the reinstatement.
"I would like to express my sincere gratitude and appreciation to commissioner Goodell for allowing me to be readmitted to the National Football League," Vick said through his agent, Joel Segal. "I fully understand that playing football in the NFL is a privilege, not a right, and I am truly thankful for the opportunity I have been given.

"As you can imagine, the last two years have given me time to re-evaluate my life, mature as an individual and fully understand the terrible mistakes I have made in the past and what type of life I must lead moving forward.

"Again, I want to thank the commissioner for the chance to return to the game I love and the opportunity to become an example of positive change."
Now while I'd like to publicly flog Goodell for his decision, I'm not going to. Personally I don't think that Vick should be suspended at all after already doing the time for his crime. It's just I'm also aware that there are plenty of people around there who do not agree with me on this, and in fact, think he should be banned from the NFL for life.

Nobody is going to change their minds just like nobody is going to change mine. All of us are the people that fill the NFL's coffers however, so Goodell had to figure out a way to make everybody happy.

To those that want Vick to suffer further, it appears to them that he is.

For those of us who don't think he should suffer anymore, there's a possibility he might not.

So whether I agree with the decision fully or not, I really don't think Roger Goodell could have done anything else. So I'm going to lay off him for now.

Of course if Donte Stallworth doesn't end up receiving a much harsher penalty for getting drunk and killing somebody while driving, then I won't hold back.

Phils Face Tough Call In Halladay Talks


There has been no shortage of teams interested in acquiring Blue Jays ace Roy Halladay since the moment he was put on the block, but all along, the one club pegged as the favorite in the sweepstakes has been the Phillies. Over the weekend, FanHouse's Ed Price reported that the Jays had to have both J.A. Happ and Kyle Drabek in any potential deal with Philadelphia, a concession the reigning world champs have so far been unwilling to make....

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Rangers Lose Matt Harrison For Season

On Thursday FanHouse's Matt Snyder ranked the ten worst deadline deals of this decade, and at number three on the list was the Atlanta Braves getting Mark Teixeira from Texas for Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Elvis Andrus, Neftali Feliz, Beau Jones and Matt Harrison. There was some debate amongst FanHouse writers on how to rank this deal, but in the end the majority felt third was just fine, with the possibility for it to climb the ranks in the future...

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Luis Gonzalez Discusses Front Office Job In Arizona

When Luis Gonzalez hit a bloop single off of Mariano Rivera in game seven of the 2001 World Series to give the Arizona Diamondbacks a title, he reached a hero status in Arizona that will likely never dissolve. Eight years later with Gonzalez's professional baseball career over, he may not be cashing in on that affection in Arizona...

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Marian Hossa To Have Shoulder Surgery

Well if we could brush aside the magnificence that was Mark Buehrle's perfect game today, there is other news on the Chicago sports scene today, and it's not nearly as good.

Marian Hossa is going to have surgery on that shoulder that he and the Hawks knew was hurt when they agreed to that 12-year deal.

Hossa, whom the Hawks signed to a 12-year, $62.8 million free-agent contract July 1, has a small tear in his right shoulder that he played with last season while as a member of the Detroit Red Wings. Hawks general manager Stan Bowman said Wednesday that he hoped Hossa could rehab the shoulder and avoid surgery that will sideline the 30-year-old for the next four months.

"Marian's injury did not respond sufficiently to our non-operative treatment over the last three weeks so we have collectively decided [Thursday] to go ahead with the surgery," Bowman said. "Marian is a franchise player and we want what is best for him and the Blackhawks long-term. This was a mutual decision and one we feel very confident is the right one."

"Marian has a small right rotator cuff tear that he has been battling for a while and because he is not at 100 percent with non-operative treatment he is undergoing operative treatment [Friday]," Hawks team physician Michael Terry said. "With this type of tear we anticipate a four-month post-operative recovery period, after which we expect his shoulder to be 100 percent. This is the best thing for Marian and his career long term."

Anyone think it's a coincidence that the Hawks announced this right after Buehrle's perfect game? Hoping to get it buried for a bit, perhaps?

Now finding out that your big free agent prize is going to miss the first few months of the season before he even dons the sweater is never a good thing, but really, I don't think it's that big of a deal either. I mean, we still have him for 11 years and 10 months afterwards right?


And I Could Have Been There


As I Tweeted earlier, the one thing about today that actually sucked is I could have been at the game. Over the weekend my friend Kevin asked me if I wanted to go, but as I said earlier today, I thought I had to work this morning.

I could have been taking that picture.

Dewayne Wise's Catch



Mark Buehrle Throws A Perfect Game



History was made on the south side of Chicago on Thursday afternoon as White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle tossed a perfect game against the Tampa Bay Rays...

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White Sox-Rays Live Blog 7/23 - Mark Buehrle's Perfect Game

I'm Live Blogging The Sox and Rays



So I worked late last night and after watching the White Sox game I DVRed once I got home, I didn't get to bed til about 2am. Then I got up this morning at around 7am, jumped in the shower, and took off for work.

I got there at 8am only to find out that, hey, guess what? I don't work today. I work tomorrow.

Awesome.

Of course at this point there's no way I can go back to sleep, which sucks, but there is something good that has come out of all this. Since I'll be home when the Sox and Rays play at 1pm this afternoon, I've decided I'm going to live-blog it. I'll also be keeping track of the Tigers and Mariners, who start at noon central.

So feel free to join me this afternoon as Mark Buehrle and the Sox look to take three of four from the defending AL champs, and possibly even move into a tie for first place.

Brandon Inge's Knee Pain Is 'Excruciating'

Generally when you get to this point in the baseball season as a player, whether you're on a disabled list or not, you aren't healthy. You may not have a broken bone, but odds are when you wake up in the morning your body feels like you just fell out of a fifth story window. It's just something that can be avoided over the course of a 162-game schedule...

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Jim Parque Admits To Using HGH

Back at the turn of the century, Jim Parque was a young pitcher on a White Sox team that was pretty mediocre at the time. They did win the AL Central back in 2000 after going 95-67, and that was also Parque's best season in the Majors, as he went 13-6 with a 4.28 ERA.

Of course, the Sox would go on to get swept by the Seattle Mariners -- led by some manager named Lou Piniella -- in the Divisional Round of the playoffs. Parque started game one of that series, and it would also be the last game he ever pitched in the Majors in which he was truly effective. That's because he hurt his shoulder in that game and never really recovered.

Though he tried. Parque started using HGH in 2001, and I can say that with full certainty because he wrote a very long column in the Sun-Times today admitting so.
I'm Jim Parque, former major-league pitcher, and I took human growth hormone.

I know that in admitting to this, I am a cheater, a villain and nothing more than a drug user in the eyes of the media and some fans.

I cannot and will not ever speak for other players, as this is my story, my life and my career. The decisions I made are mine to deal with, and I take full responsibility for them. They are decisions I'm not proud of, decisions that haunt me to this day, but decisions you might have made if presented with the same circumstances and pressures.

For those of you who would have made the right decision, you have my utmost respect, and we all could learn from your strength and integrity.

But in making this admittance, I am opening up the real Jim Parque. I wasn't paid for this story, nor am I looking to benefit from it. I live a simple life in Washington state -- hunting, fishing, hacking away on the golf course and coaching kids. The days of pitching in front of 50,000 fans are long gone, but I am content being a husband and father to my two beautiful daughters. Through my story, I hope fans will understand the man behind the uniform, the regret I live with every day and the lesson kids can learn.
That's only the beginning of what turns out to be a rather interesting read by Parque, and a well-written one at that. Which isn't that surprising because he wrote a regular column in the Sun-Times -- at least I think it was the Sun-Times, may have been the Tribune -- while in town.

Still, his letter only makes my opinion that we have a society have been way too hard on baseball players during this whole steroids era. If you have time today, I recommend you take the time to read the whole thing.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Adrian Gonzalez Knows Trading Him May Be the Best Thing for San Diego

With the San Diego Padres falling further and further out of contention with each passing day -- they're currently 23 games behind the Dodgers in the NL West -- it's clear that they will be sellers at the trade deadline this season. Everybody knows that they'd have loved to move Jake Peavy by now and would have if not for his no-trade clause and ankle injury...

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Marian Hossa Has A Shoulder Injury

You know, there have been a lot of things the Blackhawks haven't exactly been upfront about lately. Most notably, the removal of Dale Tallon as general manager in favor of Stan Bowman, and why the change was made -- FanHouse had a nice talk with Stan by the way -- which has caused some doubt about the organization amongst its newly resurgent fan base.

Well, this latest news to come out isn't going to help that at all. It turns out that the Hawks big free agent signing of the summer Marian Hossa has a problem with his shoulder. A problem the team knew about when it signed him to a 12-year $62.8 million deal.

A source close to the situation confirmed Tuesday night that Hossa has a shoulder or rotator-cuff problem that might require surgery.

A Hawks spokesman said the club was aware of Hossa's injury on July 1 when they signed him, and the team will continue to monitor Hossa's problem. They are hoping surgery isn't necessary, but that decision will be made by Hossa and doctors.

The severity of the injury still is not known. Surgery, if it's done soon, might only keep Hossa out of the Hawks' lineup until December.

The injury is believed to have occured during the playoffs, possibly in the Western Conference finals against the Hawks. Hossa had no goals in the Red Wings' seven-game Stanley Cup Finals loss to Pittsburgh.

Well that's just awesome. The man who was brought in as a better all around player and more durable replacement than the oft-injured Martin Havlat was hurt when the team signed him. Granted, the injury could turn out to be nothing major at all and Hossa may turn out to be just fine to start the season, but why couldn't the Hawks just say all this when they announced the signing?

A simple "We're aware of his shoulder injury but we're confident he'll be fine in time for the season" would have sufficed. Instead we all just have another reason to doubt the team's front office. It's as though they're trying to erase all the goodwill they've created over the last couple of seasons.

Poor Clayton Richard

Last night's White Sox game was a pretty tough one to swallow. After seeing Bobby Jenks walk along the tightrope in his last few save opportunities, he finally lost his balance on Tuesday and the Sox blew a 2-1 lead and lost to the Rays 3-2. Of course, the person I felt the worst for was White Sox starter Clayton Richard.

He went to the mound last night knowing full well that his job was on the line, and he went out and had a career performance, only to see all washed away in the ninth inning. It was like the White Sox told him that unless he got straight "A"s this quarter, he wasn't going to summer camp with all of his friends. Then after getting straight "A"s he went to camp only to find out it had blown up thanks to a gas leak the night before.

Richard lasted eight innings for the Sox last night, giving up only four hits and a run while striking out seven and walking two. Plus, that run he gave up probably never should have scored, but Scott Podsednik misjudged a fly ball by Dioner Navarro and allowed him to reach base. He'd come home to score after a few more hits.

Still, getting past all of that negativity, Tuesday night was still a positive for Richard. The kid on the mound last night was a world away from the one the Sox had seen over the last two months. Ever since Richard shut down the Royals back on May 29th to improve to 2-0 on the season, he'd gone 1-3 with a 7.90 ERA in eight starts. He also failed to go more than five innings in six of those outings.

But last night he looked like a new man. Whereas lately he'd been pitching like he was terrified of throwing strikes in case they might be hit, last night he challenged every hitter he faced. He stopped trying to nip at the corners and instead said "Here's my 95mph fastball, I'm going to throw it right over the plate, try and hit it." He then mixed in his breaking stuff when it was called for, and for the most part, kept the Rays lineup off-balance all night.

Granted, the Rays had both Carl Crawford and Carlos Pena out of the lineup last night, but he still had to face down the likes of Evan Longoria and Ben Zobrist.

Now is one great outing good enough to save Richard's job in the starting rotation? No, it's not, but at the least it buys him another chance to prove himself.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

White Sox Send Aaron Poreda Down, Call Up Carlos Torres

In what is no doubt another example of Ozzie Guillen's racist tendencies, the White Sox have announced that they've sent Aaron Poreda back down to Charlotte and have called up pitcher Carlos Torres to join the roster.

Torres isn't one of the Sox' better known pitching prospects, but he's performed pretty well down in Charlotte this season. The 26-year old former 15th round draft pick out of Kansas State is 8-4 with a 2.20 ERA this season, and though he's not being called up to take Clayton Richard's place in the starting rotation tonight -- damn it -- it is a possibility he'll take Clayton's spot on Sunday against Detroit.

As for Poreda, I'm guessing that the Sox feel they aren't using him to the best of his abilities out of the bullpen, and they'd like to send him back down to Charlotte to get stretched out again. Ozzie said in recent days that he just didn't trust Poreda in pressure situations late, not because he didn't believe he can do the job, but that he's just not used to the situation.

He had never pitched out of the bullpen before being called up.

Michael Jordan: Chaos In The Windy City

What's the only thing better than a Super Nintendo video game featuring Michael Jordan battling headless zombies and giant spiders as he tries to save his teammates from a crazed villain? Why having it all narrated by a British guy of course!



Thanks to Ricky at Tremendous Upside Potential for unearthing this game that I never even knew existed. Oh, and thanks to the British guy for playing it, filming it, putting it on the internet and then telling me what a stupid game it is.

"Michael Jordan in a platformer!? BOLLOCKS!"

Dusty Baker Isn't Happy With Brandon Phillips' Lack of Hustle

On Monday night things started out well enough for the Cincinnati Reds in their game against the Los Angeles Dodgers. The first three batters of the night all reached base and the Reds took a 2-0 lead before Brandon Phillips came to the plate with Joey Votto on third and nobody out...

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Gene Wojciechowski Had A Nice Flight Home From Scotland

ESPN.com writer Gene Wojciechowski was in Scotland this week covering the British Open and while the storylines of Tiger Woods missing the cut and Tom Watson blowing his chance to make history grabbed most of the attention, I find the story of Gene's flight home to be much more interesting.

In a column that appears on ESPN.com today, Wojo's tale begins rather innocently enough. He had trouble remembering which side of the road to drive on while in Scotland, and ended up on a plane sitting behind Tom Watson while flying into London before coming home to Chicago.

Unfortunately for Gene, that flight from London didn't go exactly as planned. Which is why he's currently in Iceland and not Chicago. But hey, at least he's still alive.
Is it a good thing when you smell something burning in the cabin of United Flight 949 from London's Heathrow Airport on its way to Chicago? And I'm pretty sure we passengers weren't supposed to hear someone on the crew -- either a flight attendant or a member of the cockpit crew -- accidentally yell on the intercom system, "We need to go fast!''

By then the TV monitors had fizzled out. And the lights weren't working. And the electric motors in our seats didn't function. And the flight attendants had quit telling us that they'd have the TVs working "in just a few minutes."

Instead, they were in full lock-down mode. We were told our United flight had an "electrical problem." More like a burning problem, if you asked me.

At that point the flight on the Boeing 767 from London to Chicago was a couple of hours old. We were over water, and then an announcement was made that the plane was being diverted to Iceland for an emergency landing. What?

The attendant told the 178 passengers to review the emergency instructions located in the seat pockets. The last thing I heard was how to grab my ankles and put my head down when the plane hit the runway.

"We'll tell you to 'brace,'" said the attendant, his voice terse but professional.
Pretty terrifying stuff to read, especially as someone who has only experienced a little turbulence while flying in his life. To be told that we would need to make an emergency landing when the only thing you can see below you is the Atlantic Ocean cannot be very comforting.

It's a nice read if you have the time to go and take in the whole thing today, though I wouldn't recommend it if you have a flight to catch in the next few days.

Ozzie Guillen Called a Racist After Demoting Brian Anderson

When the White Sox made the decision to activate Carlos Quentin on Monday, they had a pretty tough decision to make when deciding who Quentin would replace on the roster. Essentially the decision boiled down to which player's presence on the roster would hurt the team less? Dewayne Wise, or Brian Anderson?

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Ozzie Wants You To Know That He Doesn't Hate Brian Anderson

When the White Sox chose to send down Brian Anderson instead of Dewayne Wise after activating Carlos Quentin on Monday, it seemed to confirm what a lot of people have thought for a while now: Ozzie Guillen just doesn't like Brian Anderson.

This theory stems from 2006 when Guillen criticized Anderson's maturity, and grew when Anderson came to his former teammate and good friend Brandon McCarthy's defense after McCarthy was traded to Texas for John Danks and Nick Masset.

While I thought there might be some truth to all of this, I also doubted that this was the sole reason Anderson has never really caught on in Chicago. Mostly because with the way Guillen has run things since taking over on the south side. Generally, if he doesn't like somebody, that guy is gone.

Something Guillen confirmed on Monday.
"What he needs to do is start playing better,'' Guillen said. ''It's been four years, and I've got a lot of e-mails from people calling me racist and stuff because 'I don't like Anderson.' Well, when you don't like the players, they don't last too long. When I don't like one player, believe me, he'll be out of here in a hurry because I've got the power.

''If I tell [general manager Ken Williams], 'This guy isn't good for the ballclub,' Kenny will do everything he can to get him out of here. If people think we don't like Brian, yes, we do. Yes, we do. I think Brian hasn't produced like we thought. We've given him four years in a row to produce. We gave him a shot to be the every-day center fielder, and that didn't work. Since I've been managing the ballclub, we've given him a legit shot. Two months ago, I said, 'He's going to be my center fielder every day,' and he couldn't do it. Some people think it's my fault, and I hate him, but I have to make the best lineup, and he didn't perform.''
All of which is true. Anderson had a chance every spring to take the centerfield job, and he never did it. Then when he has gotten playing time he hasn't capitalized. Yes, he's provided some terrific defense, and while I think that's reason enough to keep him around -- as Scott Podsednik showed us on Carl Crawford's inside-the-park home run Monday night, center could turn out to be an adventure for him -- the fact of the matter is that Dewayne Wise just doesn't have any options left.

So to keep Anderson you'd have to designate Wise for assignment. Now if the Sox did that, I wouldn't exactly shed any tears, but they seem to have a lot of faith in him. Why, I'm not so sure, but it is clear they don't have that much in Anderson.

Whether they like him or not, that's what really matters.

Monday, July 20, 2009

White Sox Activate Carlos Quentin

The trading deadline is only a week and a half away and while some teams are working behind the scenes to swing deals to get themselves better, there are ways a team can feel like it's made a trade without actually doing so. Like, say, bringing back a big part of their lineup who has been sidelined for most of the season with an injury so far...

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Carlos Quentin Called Up, Brian Anderson Sent Down


According to ESPN Radio 1000's Afternoon Saloon, Carlos Quentin has returned from Charlotte and is back in Chicago for tonight's game against the Tampa Bay Rays. He will be in the lineup tonight, batting sixth, and I'll be there to see it. It is Italian Heritage Night after all -- first 10,000 fans get free gold chains! -- and last I checked, I'm somewhat Italian.

We also know that Brian Anderson was the odd man out, as he's been optioned back to Charlotte. Which, really, I don't agree with all that much. When trying to choose between Dewayne Wise and Brian Anderson I see two players who really offer nothing with the bat, but one who has a decided advantage as a defensive player.

That being Anderson.

Of course the problem here is that Anderson has options left, and Wise doesn't.

Jason Marquis Wants To Say Hello


The following is a letter we received in the Foul Balls inbox this morning from former Cubs pitcher Jason Marquis who wanted to check in with his favorite fans in the world.

Hey there my old friends, remember me? It's me, Jason Marquis. I used to pitch for the Cubs.

No?

Well let me refresh your memories. I came to the team in 2007 as a free agent after signing a nice three-year $21 million contract. While I was in Chicago I won 23 games and threw 358.2 innings over two years as a fifth starter. Yet, for some reason, most of you hated me.

You thought I was overpaid, that I sucked and that I just wasn't worthy of the "winning" tradition of the Chicago Cubs. Don't worry, I'm not mad at you for it. Heck, it wasn't even just you fans who seemed to have a problem with me.

Lou Piniella kept me off the playoff roster in 2007, and only brought me in out of the bullpen for an inning in 2008. We went 0-6 during those two years in the playoffs, so obviously, Lou was correct in this decision.

Then this offseason you traded me to the Colorado Rockies -- where I now pitch -- for reliever Luis Vizcaino. The same Luis Vizcaino whom you released like three weeks into the season, so essentially, you just gave me away.

From what I read and heard about all of this, most of you seemed to be happy about it. I, the bane of your existence, was gone along with my "huge" contract.

Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy. No sour grapes here. It's all kosher. Besides, I have that "huge" contract to keep me company.

And, to be fair, things have worked out pretty well for me in Colorado. I don't know if you heard, but I made the All-Star team this year. I also lead the Major Leagues in wins with 12 right now, and my 3.50 ERA is pretty nice, no?

And all for the low, low price of $7 million.

How are things working out for your starting pitchers this year by the way? Let's see.

Carlos Zambrano is making $17.75 million this year, and he has a 6-4 record. That's half as many victories as I have, and at the price of only $2.95 million per victory so far!

Ted Lilly, my fellow All-Star, is a nice 9-6 on the season, and for only $12 million. That's a much more economical $1.25 million per victory.

How about Ryan Dempster? Oh, well Ryan's only 5-5 this season, but in his defense those dugout fences can be really tricky to get around. So I guess we can forgive him somewhat for that $1.6 million per victory price tag.

Rich Harden is 6-6 with a 5.06 ERA. Yeesh, that's not too good, but at least he's only costing $1.17 million per victory.

I hope I'm not sounding bitter here. I mean, I do understand why the team had to let me go. My price tag of $583,333 per victory -- so far! -- is pretty steep, and you did need that money to keep such great players as Alfonso Soriano ($1 million per home run), Kosuke Fukudome ($161,971 per hit) and sign a force like Milton Bradley ($238,095 per RBI).

And it seems to be working out pretty well too. You guys did just win four games in a row from the mighty Washington Nationals and you're now 47-42, so there's no question that you're World Series bound. In Colorado we're only 50-42 and a half-game behind the Giants for the wild card spot.

You guys are only two games behind the Cardinals for the division lead, and 2.5 games behind the Giants, so it's only a matter of time before you pass us. You do get to play the Nationals another 30 times right?

So I guess that everything has worked out pretty wonderfully for all of us, and I can't tell you how great that makes me feel. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, and thank you for loving me enough to spare me another season under the scrutinizing eye of you drunken louts.

Maybe after I get my next "ridiculous" contract this offseason, I can take you all out for some beers.

Mazel tov,
Jason Marquis

The Perv Behind The Erin Andrews Peephole Video Has Been Found

I'm sure you've heard about it by now, but just in case you haven't, last week a video of Erin Andrews surfaced on the internet. The video was of Ms. Andrews completely nude in a hotel room and was shot through a peephole that somebody had put in the wall.

Now in the interest of full disclosure, I'll openly admit here that I saw the video. That doesn't mean I approve of the fact that somebody would do this, and I did feel somewhat dirty watching it. I still watched it though.

Ever since this video broke and Erin and ESPN unleashed their lawyers onto the internet my interest in this story has been more focused on finding out who shot the video. My initial theory was that it had to be somebody who works at whatever hotel it was shot at. After all, this person had to know that Erin Andrews would be in the room, and also had to have access to the adjacent room so that they could drill the appropriate peephole(s) into the wall.

Turns out, I was wrong. While the pervert who shot the video had to know when and where Andrews would be while in the hotel, that doesn't mean they had to actually work in the hotel. It could have been somebody that Erin works with, and thanks to the wonderful sleuthing job of LSUFreek over at EDSBS, we now know the identity of the pervert in question.


Oh Brent Musberger. You dirty old man you. Oh, and LSUFreek? You're a god-damned genius.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Vladimir Guerrero Will Only Serve As a DH Upon Return

The Angels came into the 2009 season fully intending on using Vladimir Guerrero more as a designated hitter than a right fielder. This was due to the fact that at 34 years of age, Guerrero was a lot more likely to be injured if he had to play in the field every day, so regardless of whether he liked it or not this was Vlad's new reality...

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Twins Sign Mark Grudzielanek

Those who follow sports learned a valuable lesson this week. After watching Tom Watson nearly win the British Open before fading down the stretch and finally in a playoff with Stewart Cink, we learned that sometimes age is nothing but a number. We learned that just because somebody is older, that doesn't mean they can't compete on the big stage....

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Trey Hillman Will Be Back In Kansas City Next Year

The 2009 season was supposed to be the one where the Kansas City Royals were able to compete in what was viewed as a weak AL Central division. Things started out nicely enough with the Royals getting off to an 18-11 start and holding first place while Zack Greinke took the baseball world by storm. Since then, however, things haven't been going very well for the Royals....

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Joel Zumaya Returning To Detroit For MRI

With the race in the AL Central so tight it's entirely possible that the team who will emerge victorious will be the one whose bullpen does the best job over the second half of the season. On Friday night, this was not the Detroit Tigers....

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Chicagoans Are A Special Breed


This post is of no real importance I just saw this today and it made me laugh. Especially considering what I wrote about earlier today concerning Donald Driver and his opinion of the Bears receiving corps.

I think this is a pretty good representation of what Chicagoans truly care about. It's the results of Friday's poll on ESPNChicago.com.

Are The Sox Still In On The Halladay Sweepstakes?

While rumors continue to swirl about Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Roy Halladay and whether or not he's going to be traded, there hasn't been much said about whether or not the White Sox or Cubs are getting involved. I know I'd like the Sox to be involved, but generally the only thing I've heard come from them is that they're not sure they can afford Halladay.

Of course this could all just be Kenny Williams doing his normal thing of flying under the radar and saying one thing while doing something else entirely. According to ESPN's Jerry Crasnick -- courtesy of Jeff Dickerson and David Haugh of ESPN 1000's Afternoon Saloon -- that's exactly what Williams is doing and the White Sox are involved.
ESPN.com's Jerry Crasnick is hearing that White Sox GM Kenny Williams is making a stealth run at Roy Halladay.

"I definitely think Kenny is involved," said one AL executive. "Let's put it this way: I would be very surprised if he's not."

But the White Sox may not be able to add payroll due to a drop in attendance, and their farm system may not have the kind of talent the Blue Jays want in return. It's believed that infielder Gordon Beckham is off limits, and the Sox just sent first base prospect Brandon Allen to Arizona for reliever Tony Pena. A package centered around Aaron Poreda, Clayton Richard, Dayan Viciedo and Tyler Flowers probably isn't going to get it done. Don't forget, however, that the ever-aggressive Williams nearly acquired Jake Peavy in May.
As I've said before, as long as Gordon Beckham is off limits, I'm more than happy hearing about the Sox going after Halladay. Now like Crasnick said, I'm not sure the package of Poreda, Richard, Viciedo and Flowers will be enough either, but it's nice to know Kenny's willing to find out.

The Jays Don't Plan on Trading Halladay to the Red Sox or Yankees

If you're a Cardinals, Phillies, Dodgers or Rangers fan, I have some good news for you. Actually, it's good news to anybody who loves baseball but doesn't root for the Red Sox or Yankees. While the Blue Jays still seem intent on moving their ace, Roy Halladay, before the July 31st trade deadline, it's becoming apparent that it won't be to either Boston or New York...

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Tony La Russa's Newest Enemy Is The Mad Hungarian

Do you ever get the feeling that Cardinals manager Tony La Russa just really needs a hug? It seems that he's always mad at somebody or some thing. Whether he's suing Twitter because somebody started a fake account in his name, complaining about the Cubs or feuding with former players like Jim Edmonds, the man just seems to have a chip on his shoulder. I'm actually waiting for the day when he calls out the sun for having an east coast bias for rising in New York an hour before it does in St. Louis...

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Donald Driver Says What We All Know

As Chicago Bears fans we're all pretty much trained since birth to hate all things Green Bay Packers. I can't even see the colors green and gold without my hands clenching up a little bit. Whenever I see Brett Favre or hear his name the veins in my neck start to stick out.

Of course, that Favre response isn't limited solely to Bears fans. I'm pretty sure everybody hates that "Aw shucks, will I play or won't I play, I just love my family and my tractor and life down in Mississippi but I love football too and hey, check out my Wrangler jeans" hillbilly bastard at this point.

Well, okay, not John Madden or Peter King, but you get my point.

Just. Die. Already.

Still, even though I have this intense distaste of all things Green Bay Packers, I can't get very upset about anything Packers wide receiver Donald Driver said on Thursday. Driver was on NFL Sirius Radio on Thursday and he was asked about his thoughts on the improvements the Bears made.

"I think Chicago did a great job, and Lovie Smith went out there and got Jay Cutler to lead this team, but one thing they don't have is they don't have the receiver group," Driver said. "They have the running back, they have the offensive line and they have a great defense.

"But you're going to have to need receivers to make plays down the field, and they don't have that right now."

Frankly, the only thing about that entire quote that even remotely upset me in anyway was when Driver said "you're going to have to need." That's just horrible command of the English language.

Anyway, I'm not sure what the point of posting this on the front page of the Tribune's website was. As a blog entry by Vaughn McClure on their Huddle Up blog -- which I'm a fan of and read pretty regularly -- is fine.

But why put this on the front page?

Driver didn't say anything that any Bears fan with a single functioning brain cell doesn't already know. Plus, it's the same thing that the local media -- including those working for the Tribune -- have been saying for the last two years anyway.

I mean, if Driver had said "The Chicago Bears are a professional football team that plays in Chicago. Their colors are navy blue and orange," would that have been a story? It's the same damn thing.

So in a bid to help the Tribune start drumming up some interest in the upcoming NFL season -- training camp is closer than you think -- let me give you a quote that Donald Driver didn't say, but was probably thinking.
"Oh man, the Bears suck. So they got Jay Cutler. Big deal, he sucks! He was 17-20 as a starter in Denver, we're supposed to be scared of that? And that defense? That defense can't even stop their own semen from infiltrating some random whore's uterus, and I'm supposed to worry about them stopping me?

"Come on. They can't stop the green and gold, baby!

"Oh yeah, one more thing before I go. MIKE DITKA IS GAY. Yeah, I said it. Why you think he smokes all those cigars? It ain't the taste. He doesn't need Levitra because he has erectile dysfunction. He needs it because his wife isn't a man."
I'M SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT DA COACH THAT WAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, DONALD DRIVER!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Riverfront Times Has Credentials Revoked After Publishing Players' Addresses

Over the last few years as blogs have entered the mainstream for people seeking information on the internet, there's been a lot of controversy over what's kosher and what isn't with blogs. Whether people are getting upset about a blog saying they think a player may be using steroids without concrete proof, or posting pictures of athletes out at a bar with a bottle of Jack Daniels in their hand and a bevy of beauties on their arm, there are plenty of examples of blogs dancing back and forth over the line of what's responsible reporting and irresponsible...

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Phillies Sign Pedro Martinez, Place Him On The Disabled List

The rumors have been circulating for a while now, but on Wednesday morning the Philadelphia Phillies made it official and announced that they've signed future Hall of Fame pitcher Pedro Martinez. As for when Martinez will make his first start in a Phillies uniform, well, we're going to have to wait at least fifteen more days to find out...

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Martin Havlat Speaks His Mind

Ever since news broke late Monday night that the Blackhawks were replacing Dale Tallon as general manager with Stan Bowman, former Blackhawk Martin Havlat has been a Tweeting machine on his Twitter page. He's been letting his thoughts be heard in 140 character or less bursts.

Here are some examples of what Havlat had to say.
I guess everyone saw what happened to Dale....yes, the story is starting to come out but it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Lot's of people are telling me to stay quiet but shouldn't the fans know the truth? It's your loyalty, season ticket money and emotions here

What do you people think? Interested to know your thoughts.

Just so everyone begins to understand, Dale was like a 2nd father to me.

Want to be clear. I loved my time in Chicago but moved on. Very excited about Minny,going to give everything I have to the Wild.


Well, it seems Marty got tired of having to confine his thoughts on the subject on Twitter, so he decided to give TSN's Darren Dreger an exclusive interview about his feelings on the Tallon firing. Havlat did not hold back.

"My negotiation with Chicago was not between Dale and my agent, it was between Dale and McDonough," Havlat said "Why? Because McDonough couldn't stand that Dale was so successful and getting the credit for building the Hawks from a last place team to making the Conference Final in three short years. Remember, we were also the youngest team in the NHL last year."

"I was too closely identified with Dale," he continued. "McDonough knew long ago he was going to fire Dale. He wanted someone he could claim as his own He wanted to stand up at the convention and claim credit for signing this guy or that guy."

Havlat's candor won't be easily accepted by the Blackhawks, and there may be claims of this being nothing more than the backlash of a jilted player, but Havlat's appreciation for Dale Tallon is what drove him to speak up mere hours after Tallon's firing was confirmed.

"Dale and I were very close and I stand for loyalty. The players loved Dale and they are with him. Every single player on that team is with Dale. I still talk to the guys all the time, hockey players know a phony when they see one."

"I was part of a very special team but that team doesn't exist anymore. I am really disappointed that Rocky Wirtz would let something like this happen," Havlat told TSN.ca.
Well then.

I'm not really sure which side to take on this story. While I'm not entirely sure why Tallon was let go, I can't be sure that Havlat isn't just bitter at this point. As he said on his Twitter page and in the TSN interview, Tallon was like a second father to him and they were very close. So it's likely he's just upset that something like this happened to somebody he cares about.

There's also the fact that Marty thought he was going to be getting a big multi-year deal from the Blackhawks and instead that money went to Marian Hossa.

There's also Havlat's contention that McDonough did all of this so he could take credit for "signing this guy or that guy" at the convention this weekend and be a hero for the fans. Well, if you listened to the press conference yesterday in which the Tallon firing was announced, McDonough made it clear a number of times that he has absolutely nothing to do with any player decisions, saying "I know what I don't know."

Doesn't sound like somebody hogging all the credit to me.

Blackhawks color commentator Eddie Olczyk had some pretty harsh words of his own this morning about the situation, but his were reserved for Havlat. Appearing on ESPN1000's Waddle and Silvy show Olczyk went off on Havlat a bit himself.

Now I can't remember what Eddie O. said word for word because I only heard it the once and they haven't replayed it, but to paraphrase, here you go. Basically Olczyk said that Havlat came to Chicago as an extremely overpaid player who had trouble staying healthy. The Hawks gave him a chance here, and he was hurt all the time except last season, which happened to be a contract year for Havlat.

Olczyk then went on to say that if Havlat loved Chicago so much he could have just signed a one-year deal with the Blackhawks to prove to the team he could stay healthy and that he wanted to be here.

Instead he bristled at the idea and took a deal with the Minnesota Wild.

Like I said earlier, I'm not sure how to feel about this thing. While I think there's some truth to what Havlat is saying, I think a lot of it is just sour grapes. At the same time, I don't really buy the story the Blackhawks are selling either.

Listening to their answers during yesterday's press conference, there were some things said that seemed to contradict other things that were said in the same press conference. I mean, in one sentence McDonough said that if the restricted free agent fiasco hadn't happened, Tallon would "probably" still be the general manager.

Then a minute later he was saying the blame for the offer sheets laid with the entire organization, but ultimately, himself.

So frankly I don't think either side is being completely honest with us about it, and if I'm going to be completely honest about it, I'll just say that I can't wait for next season to start so the Blackhawks can start winning some games and we can all just move on.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Blackhawks Fire Dale Tallon

The last year has easily been the best year for the Chicago Blackhawks as a team and an organization in a long, long time. Not only was the team very good this season with a young nucleus of players that reached the Western Conference Finals, but they also led the NHL in attendance after playing in front of sparse crowds at the United Center for a while now.

They've also managed to bring legends like Stan Mikita, Bobby Hull and Tony Esposito back into the fold, and have shown a willingness to spend money the last few offseasons, which is something I'd never seen the team do in my lifetime.

Last year they signed the top two free agents available in Brian Campbell and Cristobal Huet, and this summer they signed Marian Hossa.

So what's the next logical step for an organization to take after having such a successful run? Why, fire the general manager of course. Wait a second. What?
CSN's Josh Mora is reporting that the Blackhawks have fired GM Dale Tallon and an official announcement will be made on Tuesday.

Tallon has recently come under fire when the team failed to get qualifying offers out in time to several restricted free agents including Kris Versteeg.

Stan Bowman will replace Tallon as GM.
While I was very surprised to hear this news, at the same time, I'm not all that shocked by it either. When the team brought Scotty Bowman in last offseason to be senior advisor of hockey operations, you kind of got the feeling that Tallon's time was running out. After all Scotty's son Stan had been assistant GM for years, and I figured he was going to get a shot to run the team on his own with his father around.

Combine that with the free agent mess two weeks ago and the fact that Tallon only had one year left on his contract with no extension talks in the works, and this is what you get.

And let's not forget that the Hawks fired Denis Savard as coach after three games this season, and that worked out pretty well for everybody.

UPDATE - Tallon has been reassigned as senior advisor of hockey operations.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Urban Meyer Is 'Not Going To Notre Dame Ever'

I remember after Tyrone Willingham was fired by Notre Dame back in 2004 the frenzy that followed surrounding the firing, and who would be replacing him in South Bend. I had one name in mind for who I wanted to take over the program.

Urban Meyer.

At the time Meyer was at Utah and had somehow managed to turn a quarterback like Alex Smith into the first overall pick of the NFL Draft. That was all I needed to see from the man to know that if he could do that, he could return the Fighting Irish to college football glory.

In the end, though, Meyer didn't take the job and it went to Charlie Weis, who I was also fine with at the time as a second choice. As we all know, Meyer then went on to Gainesville to coach the Florida Gators where he has won two national titles in the last three years and introduced us all to the wonder that is Tim Tebow.

Well, it still seems that every few months there's speculation that should the Fighting Irish struggle again this fall and Charlie Weis get the axe, Meyer will leave Florida for South Bend. I don't see why Urban would do such a thing, but that doesn't keep me from hoping that it might actually happen.

Well, Urban is intent on crushing my dreams.
Urban Meyer spent an hour of his Saturday at the 15th Bob Dooley Invitational, a tournament I host to benefit STOP! Children's Cancer. He also kicked off the tournament with a speech about family, the SEC and Tim Tebow.

Midway through the talk, Meyer was talking about the "nonsense" that came up again last week when a column by Paul Finebaum in the Mobile paper indicated (again) that Meyer is leaving Florida for Notre Dame after this season.

He turned to me and asked. "Is it OK to make this announcement here?"

I knew what he was going to say because he said something similar when the speculative story surfaced three weeks ago.

Meyer turned back to the golfers and said, "I'm not going to Notre Dame. Ever. I'm going to be the coach at Florida for a long time, as long as they want me."

He turned back to me and told me to put that in the paper, then to three other writers playing in the tournament and told them to print it.
Now for all of you Notre Dame fans who want Meyer in South Bend as well, don't worry, this probably won't actually end any of the speculation. Especially if Notre Dame gets off to a bad start this year.

Besides, let's not forget that Urban Meyer is a college football coach. They aren't exactly known for sticking to their word now, are they? In fact, just by saying that he's never coming to Notre Dame, Urban Meyer probably increased the chances of it happening by 400%.

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