"I HAVE NEVER READ FOUL BALLS NOR WOULD I WANT TO. QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ."-Stephen A. Smith
"Foul Balls touched me in my special area."-Scarlett Johansson
"Foul Balls? Thass terrible!"-Charles Barkley
"After reading Foul Balls for a while, I'm pretty sure that this guys great great great Grandma had to have slept with a black guy. He's just too good."-Michael Irvin
"I like to read Foul Balls cuz Fornelli lets me wear my headband anytime I want to. Even in the shower to keep the soap out of my eyes."-Ben Wallace
"I had already been in heaven before I died. For I had Foul Balls read to me every morning. Goodbye Sweet Blog, know that I loved thee."-Barbaro
"Foul Balls is ignorant."-Rex Grossman
"Foul Balls is easily the worst example of "sportswriting" to ever grace the planet. And it's all Ozzie Guillen's fault. Oh, and do you know if he's hiring?"-Jay Mariotti
"Foul Balls is B.S. dadgummitt!"-Hawk Harrelson
"In prison they made me read it every day."-Paris Hilton
"I suddenly find that I have more time to read it."-Tank Johnson
"If you no like Foul Balls, I punch you in face."-Carlos Zambrano
"This blog is fucking killing me."-Ozzie Guillen
"Now that I've concluded my investigation, I can say with full authority that no PED's were used in the creation of this blog. It's all natural."-George Mitchell
"Commit to the Foul Balls"-Denis Savard
"J'aime lire des Foul Balls chaque fois que l'entraîneur Quenneville décide de jouer Nikolai Khabibulin, ou à la maison en mangeant des cuisses de grenouille."-Cristobal Huet
"I don't like to read the rumors Foul Balls starts about the White Sox because they're generally better ideas than anything I think of myself, and that just fucking pisses me off."-Kenny Williams
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