Jose Molina's Future Children to Be Born With Splitting Headaches

Yeah, I don't care whether you're wearing a cup or not, taking a fastball directly to the groin is never going to feel good. I should know, I've tried it hundreds of different ways. Whether I was standing on my head, doing a cartwheel, or running in place: it hurt every single time.

So I know what Jose Molina was going through last night, though I wouldn't have rolled around on the ground like a baby afterwards. Nope, instead I would have run into the clubhouse to call my mommy and tell her what the mean man did to Frank N. Beans. She'll teach him not to mess with her baby boy's baby boys!

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