High Five

A quick tour of the interweb while reminding Ozzie Guillen that some of us still BLEEPin love the BLEEPin White Sox, even after BLEEP BLEEPin 2007, and this BLEEP fan even BLEEPin thinks you're kinda BLEEPin sexy when you go all BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

1. Speaking of Ozzie, he knows where Piniella's got him beat. [We Are The Postmen]
2. Alert: Post-championship KG interview bitch fight at Free Darko! [Free Darko]
3. Celtics post mortem from a bard of Beantown. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
4. Tiger's out for the year. Phil Mickelson is on his (good) knees, crying, "Thank you, Jesus!" [ESPN.com]
5. And my day had started so well. Damn you, Mariotti. [Jay the Joke]