High Five

A quick look around the interweb while wondering if implementing drunk drivers into the action would make the Tour de France a lot more interesting

1. The Cubs may be ahead of the Cardinals in the standings, but Cardinals fans would surely beat Cubs fans in a dance competition. [Joe Sports Fan]
2. Just how big of a ratings success was Saturday Night Fights for CBS? [The W]
3. If the Detroit Pistons were Hillary Clinton. [The New Republic]
4. Google Maps is stalking Lou Piniella. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
5. We're just a few months away from pre-season football, and you know what that means? Hard Knocks on HBO. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]