As I promised in the Diaries this morning, here's the video of LeBron's dunk last night. I'm not quite sure why Kevin Harlan would say LeBron had no regard for human life.
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3 comments:
You didn't see the leprechaun he squashed?
Yeah, I saw it, but leprechauns aren't human. So Harlan would have been correct if he said "LeBron James has no regard for fictional character life."
Leprechauns aren't real????
You show know how to wreck someone's day, Fornelli.
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