Thursday, May 22, 2008

Victor Martinez Is The Number One Threat to Buckets in the United States



While I'll get to the White Sox' seventh straight victory last night later this morning in the Morning Wood, I figured I'd post this now. You see, while the White Sox have won seven straight, the Indians have now lost five in a row.

Obviously, the losses are frustrating Victor Martinez, as he showed that bucket of sunflower seeds who's boss. Funny? Yes, but it's also sad. Buckets have long been abused in this country, and damn it, it's time we put a stop to it. Whether they're being beaten on by kids with drumsticks outside your local stadium, or having feet shoved through them, it's just gone too far.

Stop the violence, people.

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