High Five

A quick look around the interweb while dying your beard pink

1. Cubs fans and White Sox fans: Fighting over Domino's since 1912. [Trading Markets]
2. Vikings defensive lineman Darrion Scott picks up the pace in the race for Father of the Year. [The Sports Point]
3. God I hate Peta. [Deadspin]
4. Jason Whitlock can't wait for the day that bloggers start tearing each other to shreds. [FanHouse]
5. See, this is why you should only stick bats up a blow-up doll's ass. [With Leather]