High Five

A quick look around the interweb while watching out for those Wal-Mart scorpions.

1. Toronto and Tampa Bay have pulled off the first blockbuster trade of the season. [Food Court Lunch]
2. The Sox need more grinding. [Fire Joe Morgan]
3. Kobe Bryant's wife is somewhat insane, angry. [Awful Announcing]
4. Dmitri Young hits a triple, leaving hundreds injured. [The Dugout]
5. Michael Jordan will now be talking tighty whities with Charlie Sheen. [Deadspin]