High Five

A quick look around the interweb while working on the flying vagina robot

1. Jason Taylor is a loser. A big, bald loser. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
2. All of a sudden, I want a Nintendo Wii. [Deadspin]
3. We're getting closer to the Blackhawks playing outdoors. [The Postmen]
4. And immediately, speculation began that Bill was secretly videotaping the Pistons practices. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
5. The Lakers wanted the Spurs. [Larry Brown Sports]