High Five

A quick look around the interweb while buying that Carlos Quentin jersey

1. Kyle Farnsworth doesn't just kick lifeless pedestrians in the crotch. He also bakes the best peanut butter cookies! [Deadspin]
2. In what is quite possibly the most shocking news I've ever heard, Charles Barkley owes a casino money. [FanIQ]
3. Jay Mariotti is sulking again. [Jay the Joke]
4. This is why I never liked my mom coming to my Little League games. [With Leather]
5. More support for Cedric. [The Postmen]