High Five

A quick look around the interweb while preparing to boo Jim Edmonds

1. Erin Andrews says something, but to be honest, I don't know what she said. All I hear when she speaks is a choir of angels singing. [Deadspin]
2. I suggest Hedo Turkoglu hires some bodyguards. [With Leather]
3. Do you hate your ears? Well, I've found a great way for you to punish them. [Walkoff Walk]
4. The ten best baseball fights, non-Major League edition. [on 205th]
5. Kornheiser has been talking about this for weeks on PTI, but I guess it's become official now. [FanHouse]