High Five

A quick look around the interweb while thanking your ACL for being so manly

1. Dee Mirich is back, and she's better crazier than ever. [Deadspin]
2. Sarge Matthews on lap dances and fatties. [Awful Announcing]
3. Every 16-year old boy's worst nightmare. [With Leather]
4. I'm not sure I'd let my kid wear this jersey, but in his parent's defense, he's a boy. Now had he been a 13-year old girl.... [Zoner Sports]
5. What are the odds Chipper Jones hits .400 this year? [Vegas Watch]