High Five

A quick look around the interweb while finally finishing what has been one of the longest weeks of my life

1. I can only assume it was my Asshole Of The Week post that helped him see the light. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
2. White People: Terribly Un-Coordinated Since The Dawn of Man. [The Sports Hernia]
3. Who wants to help me get a Foul Balls Bowl? [Deadspin]
4. A shocking new study shows that white people from Utah like other white people. More details to come. [With Leather]
5. The Kentucky Derby is this weekend, and though I don't much care for horse racing, I do enjoy dirty words and double entendres. With that in mind, here's a list of the greatest names in Derby history. [FanIQ]