You Fahckin' Mawrawn!

I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I've never blown a chance at a foul ball in my life, as many people have. I just happen to believe that once you hit a certain age, it's no longer cool to wear your glove to the game, and it's hard to catch a screaming line drive with your bare hands.

So while I make fun of people who blow their shot, I do so knowing that I probably would have done the same damn thing.

This guy, on the other hand, he should just be ashamed of himself.

Oh, that's a wicked kick to the pissah.

(From FanHouse via SPORTSbyBROOKS)