The New Yankee Stadium Is Cursed! Cursed I Tells Ya!

When it comes to journalistic integrity, and accuracy in reporting, you just can't beat the New York Post. I consider it the George Washington of newspapers, because it cannot tell a lie. So when the Post says that the new Yankee Stadium is cursed, I believe them. And when they tell me that Bigfoot was seen giving Elvis Presley a handjob in a gas station bathroom in lower east Manhattan, I believe that too.

What I'm trying to say is I'm gullible. Anyway, back to that curse.

The new Yankee Stadium may be cursed!

A devilish Boston fan working on a concrete crew at the $1.3 billion stadium covertly buried a Red Sox T-shirt under what will become the visiting team's locker room to jinx the Yanks, two construction workers told The Post yesterday.

"In August, a Red Sox T-shirt was poured in a slab in the visitor's clubhouse. It's the curse of the Yankees," one worker said. "Nobody knows about it. It's in the floors, it's buried."

The workers say they now fear that they unwittingly helped hex their beloved Bronx Bombers.

Wait a second, the shirt was buried under the visitor's locker room? How the hell will that jinx the Yankees? Don't you people understand how science works?

If you want to curse somebody with an old t-shirt, you have to bury it under the person you're trying to curses home/clubhouse/trailer. Am I the only person with an advanced knowledge of black magic around here?

Read a book, people!