High Five

A quick look around the interweb while wondering when Josh Beckett is going to give Miley Cyrus a call

1. Oh my, ESPN may finally be able to laugh at itself. [The Sports Hernia]
2. Generally, the only way to get me to link to a soccer story is if it involves transvestites. [Deadspin]
3. Royals wives are stupid bitches, or so I'm told. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
4. In case you needed another reason to not watch Dancing with the Stars. [With Leather]
5. The Postmen argue over the greatest sports blog in the world. Actually, they don't argue at all, they love each other too much. [Ballhype]