High Five

A quick look around the interweb while trying to jump your Chevy Nova

1. T.O. loves him some porn. [Deadspin]
2. Water: Killing baseball players and the game for years. [FanHouse]
3. Strip clubs in and around Dallas are preparing. [With Leather]
4. Mets reliever Joe Smith not only has a unique name, but he also hates Cubs fans. [Home Run Derby]
5. Chris Cooley's life sucks. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Also, make sure to check out our new GROUND BREAKING live blogs at FanHouse this afternoon. Jon and Nick from The Dugout are currently doing the Phillies/Brewers game, and I'll be joining them in the future for further live-blogs. Apparently I'm funny. Who knew?