High Five

A quick look around the interweb while searching in vain for my championship DNA

1. It's a good day for the North Siders in the blogosphere. Carlos Zambrano is retarded... [Cobra Brigade]
2. ...and Cubs fans are racist. [We Are the Postmen]
3. The main stream media reports that the firing of KSK's Christmas Ape was due to his blogging profanity and "sexual organ references." Ape, I think I've found the publication where your prodigious talents would be better appreciated. [Editor and Publisher]
4. Miguel Tejada struggles with basic birthday arithmetic. [The Dugout]
5. The Sacramento Kings dancers haven't lost their touch. [With Leather]