High Five

A quick look around the interweb while writing your resumes

1. The fact that a Bulls coach being fired only gets a link instead of an actual post is just an indicator as to how good of a coach he was. [Chicago Sports]
2. Actual video of Christmas Ape being fired by the Washington Post. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
3. Well, if Miguel Tejada did it, then you know Jose Contreras is at least 65. [FanHouse]
4. Leave the fatties alone! [Larry Brown Sports]
5. Seriously, if you're not reading Fire Joe Morgan everyday, you suck. [Fire Joe Morgan]