Help Wanted: Cleveland Indians Left Fielder

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Well do we have a job for you!

The Cleveland Indians of Major League Baseball are currently in need of a left-fielder. The job is currently filled by two useless sacks of life that couldn't manage to hit their way out of a paper bag...

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