Great Moments In White Sox Television Broadcasting: Hawk's Erection

Okay, so I'm watching the White Sox and Rays game and during the 4th inning Hawk and D.J. got into a discussion about base stealing in the minors compared to the Majors. Well, D.J. explained that while he was a base stealing threat in the minors, by the time he got to the Majors he'd lost his knack for swiping a base.

Here's a transcript of part of their exchange.

D.J.: If you don't use it, you lose it.

Hawk: I wish you'd stop saying that.

D.J.: Well, I know that it affects you personally (snicker).

Yes, that's right, they made a reference to Hawk's (in)ability to get an erection. Apparently, he gone.

Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to go kill myself.