High Five

A quick look around the interweb while listening to me breathe

1. This just doesn't seem fair. [With Leather]
2. You couldn't tell by reading this site, but I'm actually paying attention to NASCAR this season. I've watched every race, and I'm working on a mullet as well. Anyway, even though he finished in 2nd place yesterday, Tony Stewart shockingly had a bug up his ass after the race. Though at least he didn't punch anybody this time. [on 205th]
3. Tayshaun Prince was faking the entire injury just so he could take it off in front of everybody. He's what we call an attention whore. [Awful Announcing]
4. First they trade Shaq, then Pat Riley stops coaching to scout talent, and now this. Try and tell me the Heat aren't tanking the rest of the season. [ESPN]
5. Somebody stop the evil computers! [FanHouse]