High Five

A quick look around the interweb while wondering if Curtis Conway is available

1. Chicago Cubs preview poetry! [FanHouse]
2. Bruce Pearl apologized to Erin Andrews for mauling her. He still hasn't apologized to me though. [With Leather]
3. This may come as a shock to you, but some people don't like ESPN. [The Postmen]
4. How long until Brett Favre is in the broadcast booth? [Awful Announcing]
5. Ever wanted to see an Indiana Hoosier cheerleader naked? NSFW. [On 205th]