Monday, February 25, 2008

I'm Never Going Away


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You fools!

You thought you were rid of me. You thought I was gone.

You were wrong.

I'm never going away, Chicago.

I'm kind of like herpes that way. You don't always see me, you don't always feel me, but just when you think I'm gone, BAM!

THERE. I. AM.

Making your life miserable.

No matter how many receivers I miss, no matter how many interceptions I throw, or how many snaps I fumble because I'm too busy trying to feel Olin's balls: You're stuck with me forever, Chicago.

FOR.

EV.

VER.

Deal with it, ass...

(Rex Grossman is sacked for a 15-yard loss)

Ballhype: hype it up!

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