High Five

A speedy tour of the interweb while taking inspiration from the Sacramento Kings dancers and giving myself a wedgie

1. Frustrated your Bally's workout isn't producing results? Maybe you're at the wrong gym. Just ask Andy Pettitte, Kelvim Escobar, Richard Hidalgo and Pedro Borbon. [Steroid Nation]
2. Yes, I like the Scott Van Pelt. If you like the Van Pelt too, cast your vote here. [Deadspin]
3. Team building, New York Knicks-style. [We Are the Postmen]
4. This should give all you basement-dwelling sports bloggers some (false) hope. [The Hockey Herald]
5. Once again, critical sports information missed by the mainstream media. We now know who wanted "to sex" in the NBA last night. [Hardwood Paroxysm]