High Five

A quick look around the interweb while dodging Cupid's arrow

1. Maybe the reason Adam Archuleta sucks so bad is that he was just mentally distracted by the death of his girlfriend's dogs in a vicious meatball attack. [Busted Coverage]
2. Those wonderful Sacramento Kings dancers are in trouble. [With Leather]
3. Where have all the White Sox gone? [Life in the Cell]
4. Notice Erin isn't making a commitment? That's cuz she's waiting for me. [The Big Lead]
5. Which is better: Shots to the face, or shots to the balls? [The Postmen]

Also, I'll be taking tomorrow off from Foul Balls (Unless something crazy happens between now and the morning), and Panger's not able to fill in, so I'll see you all on Monday.