High Five

A quick look around the internet while noting that Congress spent four and a half hours today interrogating Roger Clemens. This will no doubt come as great comfort to the families of Pfc. Jack T. Sweet, 19, of Alexandria Bay, N.Y, Spc. Michael T. Manibog, 31, of Alameda, CA, Sgt. Timothy P. Martin, 27, of Pixley, CA. Staff Sgt. Jerald A. Whisenhunt, 32, of Orrick, Mo, and Sgt. Gary D. Willett, 34, of Alamogordo, N.M.

1. Congress, take note: I have it on good authority that Uno, the champion beagle and winner of Westminster, has been taking HGH (Huskie Growth Hormone). [Deadspin]
2. Brady Quinn might want to rethink offending his fan base. [Cleveland.com]
3. If you think MJ's new Air Jordan 23's are cool, wait until you see the Air Jordan 24 orthotic line he's going to roll out next year. [NBC Nightly News]
4. The Chicago Cubs training facility gets robbed by a meth addict. Proof we're finally attracting White Sox fans to the Cubbies! [Luol's Dong]
5. In case you missed it yesterday, presenting the one reason a year to read Sports Illustrated. [Sports Illustrated]